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@missgripper_ here’s the older one she’s 22 and independent her boyfriend looks like Arnie. I think he’s a Gorgor with a traveler background but he’s a proper gent and the first one where I shock a little as I laid down the #Dadlaw both my girls are gorgeous and my wife’s not sure if she’s again or not lol opps.
When I was a new dad, I was advised, "If you want your kids to talk to you about important stuff when they're older; you have to listen to them when they want to talk about important stuff when they are young." #DadLaw
Layin’ down the law this week with our guests #AllyProbst and @TheJoelWillis, authors of the book #DadLaw. It’s funny, truthful, and chock full of dad-isms. And yeah, we talk #80smusic and #dadrock! @PantheonPods #80s @ChronicleBooks @channel3gg
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@Social_Mime No but it broke dad law, you don't break dad law ever ok!
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Any time my wife bakes something that requires molasses, #DadLaw requires me to ask “What do we do with the rest of the moles?”
#DadLaw: If there's only one left of a treat, it's Dad's. This way it is equally unfair to all the children.
@SallyTiger @MerissaHansen17 I would get more time for shooting him….. after making him eat his own 🍆. #DadLaw
If the man of the house has the duty of disposing of an unwanted insect, he also reserves the right to terrify his wife and/or kids by holding out the paper towel containing said insect before he does.
#DadLaw
Kids wont share the controllers they have, they think its first come first serve.
So now they get 15 minute turns. No one will have enough time to enjoy anything unless they figure out how to share the experience. #DadLaw
It’s #DadLaw whenever reading an ABC book, you must include the little one’s name when coming upon his first name initial.
Happy Father's Day! We have a few self-proclaimed comedians in our office so we thought we would share one of their dad jokes!
You're welcome
#fathersday #bdnmb #dadlaw #dadjokes #badjokes
Seconded.
All in favor of amending the #dadlaw regarding having fish mugs to henceforth include ungulates such as deer, elk, and moose?
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