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When you plan your son's birthday party and put the start time half an hour earlier than scheduled on the invites. All the wee man's pals are there waiting for him. Oh well, he'll arrive "fashionably late" #Daddyfail
That moment after you finish an invisible repair on your daughter’s tights when you discover that she gave you the tights inside-out and your repair is invisible on the inside and not the outside… 🤦♂️…. #daddyfail #timetotryagain
I didn't even look twice at this. Assumed it was a Wally book and handed it to my 8 year old. It was only when she asked "who's Dick?" that it all became clear #daddyfail
So this happend..poor mailbox: sorry Mark Mcmanus 😞 #bikemuch #daddyfail #damndog #justlikeridingabike #youcaremoreaboutthedog #fail #falling #fall #ridingdirty
Last night I tried to get my daughter to like squash by baking marshmallows on top of it. But she said the squash just ruined the marshmallows and refused to eat any of it. #DaddyFail
Be honest, is the cut on Alice’s head really obvious? Left in charge for a bit and there was a small incident with the wall.....#daddyfail
My 8yr old #droppinbombs @epsteinhitting @PinkmanAcademy @ignite_baseball.......bad news is the ball he hit over the fence I didn’t get on video....🤦♂️🤪 #daddyfail. @MLBNetwork #SandlotToTheShow @markdero7
In hindsight, perhaps she wasn't ready for her first sip of a carbonated beverage. #daddyfail
Writing about sex workers and their online content while simultaneously sharing a computer with your homeschooling 10 year-old makes closing browser tabs extremely important. #daddyfail
Kids learning about plants, my opportunity to geek out show timelapse with @Raspberry_Pi + Camera + Lego, setup cron job, focused the camera. All good 👍. 20 days later… my plant didn’t grow 😱😱😭😭🤬… their plants are huge now. 😜#DaddyFail
This evening, my son just turned "a half rack of pork ribs is not nearly enough for me" years-old. #daddyfail #stillhungry
Hmm #daddyfail uploaded photo not video @SomersetCCC @DorsetCricket @stourprovostcc @mandhcricket @Shipweststour @tomabell1 (his favourite player who he wrote about and one in the Somerset club writing competition!) 🏏
Social distancing not hard with daddy’s new creation. ...and she knows it 🤣⛄️💕 #daddyfail #doyouwanttobuildasnowman
Throwing the baby up & catching her - she smiled & threw up all over my trousers. Lesson learned #daddyfail
When you binge watch all of The Mandalorian until 3am even though you didn't plan it and you do it with your 12 year old.... #daddyfail #thisisnottheway #idiot #idiot #soworthit
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