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Now, wearing a clerical collar. I deeply dislike the 'tab' collar. But
For those wondering, I'm currently washing my full collar due to 💋 lippy marks #deaconproblems
I have a feeling that marking the Year C page instead of Year B in the Book of the Gospels is going to be a bit like writing 2021 instead of 2020 on my checks for a few weeks. #DeaconProblems
@canonballrun @JimJones2020 @HillaryClinton It was last year. There's too much pressure in taking the show on the road: gotta have the smoked turkey (Dad fries his), say a short enough grace (#deaconproblems) that the food doesn't get cold, and not reaching out to touch someone's unruly child for being a turd to mine.
@lsilkyth @ItsLisaRice @nikperk78 @eunique Funny yet true because pre-covid, that was the song I opened praise service with. #deaconproblems
Me: (orders new suit) I'm finna kill them boys next Sunday!
Me: (new suit arrives); Man, naw! That joint gonna have me looking like the grim reaper!
#deaconproblems #shoponline
I was told to keep it short, but when God gets ahold of ya...#deaconproblems #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies
Pastor’s wife and Elder’s wife keep turning off the ceiling fan. I keep turning it back on.
#churchsplit #deaconproblems
@leannwking Or the meeting following the meeting. BTW wish me luck setting '18 calendar with staff #deaconproblems
Good question, but money is needed to pay utilities, finance local ministries, and for upkeep. Did I answer that clearly? #deaconproblems
Unless you're planning on passing the sacrament, then you have to wear church clothes #mad1ward #deaconproblems
#deaconproblems https://t.co/xhATkZfU7Y
If your church is named "Journey" and you never sign off your emails with "Don't Stop Believin'" then I'm disappointed in you.
I thought about giving my head deacon nasty look, but he already had one. #deaconproblems #pastor #ministry
Never argue with a fool, people may not know the difference. #deaconproblems
You in there Sunday all day, Wednesday for Bible Study, & Saturday choir practice/deacons meeting #deaconproblems #GrowingUpInABlackChurch
& I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran, ran all night & day
I couldn't get away #Fallout4 #DeaconProblems
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