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Sorry @Smashburger but this ISN’T a large fries (and yes, we checked the bag) #DeathByPapercut #ItsTheLittleThingsThatCount

If I sustain an injury while recerting is that considered work comp?
Ooowwwwww #deathbypapercut

@LexLuthier34 It’s almost like they should have consulted....I dunno....doctors???? Experts? Not administrators. #deathbypapercut
My human rights (eg to be treated equitably same as any expert/researcher) had already pre-covid been denied by DG @minhealthnz so I’m not surprised by the wide ranging loss of rights public health slipped past Gov today. Never be complacent about democracy💀🧻✂️#deathbypapercut
Whoever invented Pass the Parcel was a sadistic mofo. Nine layers later and I am ready to murder someone. #deathbypapercut #justkeepwrapping
How many layers am I meant to do anyway???
Thank you Kawhi and @Raptors. Having to choose between pulling for a Jimmy Butler team, or a Wisconsin team, would’ve been like choosing between a root canal, or waiting in line at the DMV. #deathbypapercut
Ugh, just got an email from my tax software reminding me it’s almost that time of year to slog though all my financial paperwork 😬 #deathbypapercut #boo
My name is AJ. I work in printing and freight. I have all the paper cuts. That is all. #printshop #printerlife #papercuts #deathbypapercut
@JeffersonObama @FranCastric1 @ILoveMySteelers Sounds like Jr. has the same arrogant attitude as his dad! #deathbypapercut😂😂😂😂
getting to the point where I'm going to have to start charging $$$ for "advice". #deathbypapercut
I have so many sticky notes in my room reminding me of the millions of things I have to do. #deathbypapercut
Being a #writer in Japan means I can't find my #book notes because I have too many awesome #notebooks. #breathingpaper #deathbypapercut
Sabres have 24 losses. 13 of them have been by one goal #deathbypapercut
Cowboys lining up for another Dan Bailey field goal attempt. #deathbypapercut
@k_moats24 tried to slit my throat with her paper #deathbypapercut
Never mind carrying 200 60-lb boxes up to each aisle. This was my first year doing programs. #DeathByPaperCut

Only Nadal would need 76 minutes to win 6-1 6-0. #deathbypapercut
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