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I have been sidelined to the land of the #DoDahMachine while #MsAttitude once again tries to single-handedly destroy my regular work.
#BigBoss is in today. She’s had a visitation.
Let’s just say she’s under no illusion as to how I feel about this.
#StaffRoomPics ☕️
Names for Rage Against the Machine if the band was British:
-Miffed at the Machine
-Disgruntled at the Machine
-Really Rather Annoyed at the Machine
-Not Too Fond of the Machine At All
-Livid at the Machine
-Give the Machine a Bloody Good Talking To
-Don’t Like the Cut of the Machine’s Jib
-Cross with the Machine
-Tell the Machine to Just Pack It In
-Ask the Machine to Settle Down
-Flabbergasted with the Machine
-Tut in the General Direction of the Machine
-Had Just About Enough of the Machine
-Call the Machine a Plonker
Oh and the engineer is here!
They’re moving the already temperament #DoDahMachine
What could possibly go wrong? 😑
I’m in the land of the #DoDahMachine tomorrow
That’ll be nice, won’t it?
#not
They’re moving things around in the workplace in advance of the new computer system coming in (work flow will be different)
Just went to use one of my most used pieces of equipment (not the #DoDahMachine) and it had gone, without anyone telling me
Guess who just lost their rag?
Actually in the land of the #DoDahMachine today
I will not be leaving to bail out #MsAttitude under any circumstances
She can go under #Ingrate
Change of scenery? Hell yeah.
(keeps 🤞 that nothing breaks!)
☕️
Supposed to be having a day out, back in the land of the #DoDahMachine
But when I got there someone else was doing that job, because he forgot he was on late shift 🙄
And I’m trying not to think about the damage #MsAttitude is doing out there, alone…
Tea? ☕️
Meanwhile, in another section, the land of the #DoDahMachine, they are testing said aircon by blasting hot air out of it
The staff in there are melting… 🥵
#YouCouldntMakeThisShitUp
I am continuing to wade through the #carnage
Now the #VeryImportantMachine has thrown a wobbly and the #DoDahMachine had come out in sympathy
#Tuesday ☕️
I asked #Grok to draw a #DoDahMachine.
It drew 4 (pics below)
Which one do you think most resembles the actual #DoDahMachine?
I asked #Grok to draw a #DoDahMachine.
It drew 4 (pics below)
Which one do you think most resembles the actual #DoDahMachine?
They’ve put me (for one day only) back in the land of the #DoDahMachine 😱
I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing
☕️
The #DoDahMachine engineer has fixed the leak. He says.
“Bye, see you soon”
“You’d better not”
#lunch 🍴🥗☕️
Even though I’m not working with it today, I’m pleased to announce that the #DoDahMachine is working.
i.e. it’s doing it’s job
(Ignores copious amount of undetermined fluid that is currently pissing onto the floor….) 💦 💦 💦
🙄
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