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So today the #VeryImportantMachine2 is back in action. But they forgot to send the memo so folk were still using the original #VeryImportantMachine which has been disconnected from the printer…. 🤦♀️
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The #VeryImportantMachine is buggered
They’re letting us use the brand new, super duper, improved version #VeryImportantMachine2 that’s been sat idle for MONTHS
(even though it’s not been ‘verified’ yet)
🙌 It’s actual MAGIC! ✨ 🪄
(not interfaced yet, but we’ll take that)
When I went to lunch my work was next in the queue to go on the #VeryImportantMachine
When I came back, I’d been bumped
When I got back to the front of the queue the #VeryImportantMachine broke and we had to call an engineer to fix it, remotely
#Tuesday you are being a dick
Names for Rage Against the Machine if the band was British:
-Miffed at the Machine
-Disgruntled at the Machine
-Really Rather Annoyed at the Machine
-Not Too Fond of the Machine At All
-Livid at the Machine
-Give the Machine a Bloody Good Talking To
-Don’t Like the Cut of the Machine’s Jib
-Cross with the Machine
-Tell the Machine to Just Pack It In
-Ask the Machine to Settle Down
-Flabbergasted with the Machine
-Tut in the General Direction of the Machine
-Had Just About Enough of the Machine
-Call the Machine a Plonker
All hopes of actually getting any of today’s work done has been scuppered by the #VeryImportantMachine which is being a TIT
*grumps*
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Server back up 🖥️
#VeryImportantMachine fully powered
Staff demoralised
☕️ & last of the #TooGoodToGo goodies, a tuna & cheese panini. Popped it in the #GeorgeForman and now have melted cheese everywhere….. 🧀 🔥
In today’s #ComputerFuckery saga….
One of the main servers is down….
And, the #VeryImportantMachine has managed to disconnect itself from the Uninterrupted Power Supply #UPS
Tea then ☕️
The #VeryImportantMachine had thrown a wobbly and totally fucked up someone’s afternoon
Not mine though, for a change
☕️ & #sympathy
I have just single-handedly *fixed the #VeryImportantMachine so I obviously deserve a break
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*turned it off and on again
The engineer is coming to fit a new bit on the #VeryImportantMachine today
Despite it’s replacement being sat there, next to it, still in it’s wrapper 🤷♀️
#StillNotAllowedToUseIt
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The #VeryImportantMachine has been cobbled together and is working, kinda
So the engineer turned up, unexpectedly, without the new parts, to service it (takes a full day) aborting one of my colleague’s runs in the process
He’s just left the building, with a flea in his ear…
The #VeryImportantMachine is buggered. Needs new parts.
We’re still not allowed to use the new improved #VeryImportantMachine that’s sat next to it, still in it’s wrapper
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Rumours are the new, improved #VeryImportantMachine is arriving this week
Rumours also, that it’s configured to work with our new computer system, that was due to come into operation 2 years ago, but hasn’t as yet
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I am continuing to wade through the #carnage
Now the #VeryImportantMachine has thrown a wobbly and the #DoDahMachine had come out in sympathy
#Tuesday ☕️
We are having a ‘my work is more important than yours’ standoff at the #VeryImportantMachine
I’ve just been outranked
#raging
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#AnnoyingColleague:
“It’s old now. Slow. Coming towards the end of it’s useful life. Needs replacing with a newer model”
Not entirely sure if she’s talking about the #VeryImportantMachine or me….
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The #VeryImportantMachine is working, for once, but is refusing to talk to my computer.
Fucker.
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