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Absolute beast. I nominate him for immediate fast track to #DoubleAlpha status as well. I'll pay his dues.
SSG Robert Pacheco was part of the group that stopped the shooter and received an MSM from @SECARMY today.
Imagine being unarmed, taking down a shooter, all four limbs sleeved up, and they tag an MSM to your dog tag chain, because you've got PT to get to.
Absolute Legend.
Building up your homies and being kind. One of the most #DoubleAlpha things you can do. 💪💪
#CertifiedDoubleAlpha
I love you all. I’m glad we’re mutuals. I just want to take a second to say something- build each other up. Encourage one another, challenge false narratives, put your own pride out of the way.
‘Small Soldiers’ co-writer Adam Rifkin was asked if he thinks the Gorgonites ever found Gorgon
“Absolutely”
Hate speech. One of the greatest works of North American literature deserves a museum and I would gladly spend time visiting. All my cool homies know Anne is #DoubleAlpha
Nothing more heterosexual I can think of than a man using his vacation time to go to Canada so he can visit the Anne of Green Gables museum by himself
I know nothing aside from the information in this tweet about this woman. Based on that, she has excellent taste in men. Men fulfilling their purpose is a beautiful thing. #BeAMan #DoubleAlpha
One evening when we were walking home from the bar a guy pulled a gun on us. And my husband (then boyfriend) put himself between me and him and told me: if I tell you, run and don’t look back.
I told my friend the next day and she said 1/2
@ivysewer Knowing ball may not be a requirement for #DoubleAlpha membership, but it's highly recommended! 🦾🦾
Taking care of your kids is #DoubleAlpha and Christian. Wimmenz are generally better at certain aspects than we are, but if you don't pitch in, I don't view you as a real man. Don't be a buttfaced sloven. Be a man instead. Clean your kids.
@Passage37 @ivysewer See, that's #DoubleAlpha thinking right there. You didn't quit. You retired. #Brilliant
About to kick off a space about wastewater and related topics! This episode of Talkin' Shit with the #DoubleAlpha crew is sure to be special. Don't miss it!
@ivysewer @sapphireexpanse I will agree, but only because they're all bangers in the #DoubleAlpha circle.
@ivysewer @MakeItAQuote No idea. Your #DoubleAlpha quote just needs that screenshot. It's my first time as well lol.
Incorrect criteria. @ivysewer literally posts 100% bangers on the daily. The correct criteria is: if Jared posts it, it is not only a banger, it's also certified #DoubleAlpha content.
Owen is an absolute champion! @ivysewer I nominate him for lifetime membership into the #DoubleAlpha Fraternal Order immediately, with all dues and club fees waived. In next year's election, I will be putting him up for Master At Arms. The spirit of #GaryPlauche lives on!
Owen Burns: the 13-year old hero from Michigan, who saved his 8-year sister from being kidnapped with a slingshot. He struck the kidnapper on the chest and head by firing marble and a rock from his slingshot. Perpetrator was later identified with a marble-induced injury on his forehead.
@ivysewer #DoubleAlpha task forces are the terror of the sedentary leeches who steal our tax dollars!
@JayBee_2006 #DoubleAlpha wisdom. The next level is marrying someone out of your league and then being the husband she deserves. If you work really hard at it, nobody will know you don't actually deserve your awesome family.
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