Top Tweets for #Ericquotes
Dan @thatdanieljones accidentally left the house with shorts that had a rip in today. 🩳
But Eric had some helpful advice for him. “Why don’t you poo yourself and the poo will fill the holes.” 💩#ericquotes
“Mummy I love that new muesli you bought”
“Oh good, what’s in it?”
“Raisins and weed”
#ericquotes
“If lightning struck a cheese triangle would the cheese triangle become a genius?” #ericquotes I think 2022 is the year Eric has overtaken Percy in the asking of mad questions.
“I know 5 Eric’s…3 of them are my imaginary friends, one of them is me and I can’t quite remember the other one.” #ericquotes
“My least favourite game is punch your pants” -Eric age 5. #ericquotes
Trust me on this, the day kumasi Asante Kotoko becomes self sustaining, the usual rubbish and illiterate rants will drastically reduce to it's barest minimum 😡😡😡##EricQuotes
What shape have you made Eric? “A Mexican” it’s a bit like a hexagon crossed with a house. #ericquotes
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
— Scottish Proverb
#ericquotes
I’ve started doing little cartoons made from things my kids say. This was from a game of Simon says I played with my 3 year old. I’m also on Instagram as mum_sketch. #kidquotes #cartoon #illustration #Monochrome #ericquotes

Percy (age 5): are you wearing socks?
Eric (age 2): no.
Percy: you are living your best life.
#percyquotes #ericquotes
“Mummy mummy there’s a fire in the lounge” 🔥 I went to look, turns out he just meant fireplace. #ericquotes
"Es mejor quedar como un hambreado que como un boludo". #EricQuotes
“My favourite fruit is cake” #ericquotes
Eric aged 2: what is “the cinema?”
Percy aged 4: it’s where films are born. #percyquotes #ericquotes
"You can't even see me right now" (Eric, seated right next to me) #ericquotes
After a few years of Percy’s jokes, Eric has come up with one aged 22 months. What do you think @thatdanieljones @funnylookingpod #firstjoke #ericquotes
"Everybody has their own kind of stupid" #Ericquotes
“Take off your socks. Your feet need to breath. They’re gonna get a fungus.” #ericquotes
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