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Batteries plus Rain-/
equals Electrocution?-/
It's fifty-fifty./
#haiku #handwarmer #muffmath @ThisShowStinks @MKornheiser #garymath @BraunFilm #mrtonysmuff
79 yards. #GaryMath
Drop your guesses on the distance of Luca's goal ⤵️
Either early Spring- /
or 6 more weeks of winter- /
It's fifty-fifty. /
#haiku #GroundhogDay #garymath @BraunFilm
Peregrine crashing- /
Will either hit you or not- /
It’s fifty-fifty. /
@BraunFilm #haiku #garymath #peregrine #LUNARCRUSH @ThisShowStinks
60 year old man-/
snow/ice bound with his parents-/
High Anxiety…./
#haiku #melbrooks
Laughter, tears, angry words….it’s 50-50-50
#garymath @BraunFilm
It is so fine and-/
powdery that it may just-/
become an option. /
#haiku
My parents do have one, but as the Littles all know, they can be obnoxiously loud….there’s is obnoxious times 2.
#garymath @BraunFilm
@shadfromdc Got a leaf blower?
The Dodgers are spending $700 million on Ohtani. The U.S. population is 327 million. They could have given each American $1 million and still have money left over for Ohtani. I feel like a $1 million check would be life-changing for most people. Yet they're spending it on Ohtani
@JCKaps @buffalo_alice @ThisShowStinks @MKornheiser If it's an electric bike, how could it have a battery? #GaryMath
Everything’s some code-/
or I’m too old to get “things” /
It’s 50-50 /
#haiku #fiftyfifty @BraunFilm #garymath
@shadfromdc I was wondering the same thing.
@NeilNRockville @kevinsheehanDC @czabe @scottlinn_ @MarcSterne @RealBramW Nice try, but don't think so bro. Check your math!
#GaryMath
Fourteen years ago today, Mike Gundy declared himself a man. Never 4get.
It would have either-/
made the top 3 or did not./
It’s 50-50! /
#haiku @braunfilm @TKLittles @ThisShowStinks #fiftyfifty #garymath @wft
RT @dr_marshmallow: @shadfromdc I read this first as ‘Redneck Rivera’ and thought the WFT had settled on a new name 🤷🏻♂️
Exactly, Dave! He either will or he won't. It's 50/50, amirite?
#GaryMath
There's a very thin line between a numerator and a denominator.
I suspect only a fraction of you even understand what I'm talking about...
#GaryMath
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