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Have you guys met my hair metal head Syd? My god, what a specimen ๐ #goodthinghespretty #causehesprettydumb
Well, we had a good 8 year run.
But today Waffles has figured out how to get on the counter using a chair.
#AdoptDontShop
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@crystal_NoTrump @glomad128 @DoYouEvenLif My hubby will come in & say something like โwhatcha doing? Snapping some chats on your tweeting wall?โ#UnintendedMashUp #GoodThingHesPretty #TechChallenged
Another day, another battle to keep my dumbass dog from eating dirty Q-tips. #GoodThingHesPretty
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โCan I get an order of Cheese Fingers ?... theyโre not called cheese fingers are they?โ
โmozzarella sticksโ
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@magnumdriver88
@danabrams your dad jokes & "punnies" are KILKING ME. The Hubster already fills my life with those moments ad naseum! Although I don't laugh at ALL your cheesy quips, he gets mad if I even SMIRK since I never do at his! #GoodThingHesPretty #LivePD #LifeAsSheDoesIt #CheeseIsLife
Nearly 20 years of marriage. Weโve seen our ups & downs.
But it wasnโt until 5 minutes ago that I TRULY second guessed our relationship.
The Husband confessed it wasnโt until today that he learned @se4realhinton was a woman.
#HowDoWeMoveForward?
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I sent the dishwasher to grab chicken thigh meat, and he came back with chorizo.
That's... not even close.
#CookLife #GoodThingHesPretty
My husband has fake poo in the car & won't tell me why other than "Why not!" Boys are weird. #WhoDidIMarry #GoodThingHesPretty
Buy betta fish good quality food. Betta fish refuses food. Betta eats half a ghost shrimp ๐๐#goodthinghespretty
Purchased and installed my own windshield wipers. Hubby was informed he may soon become redundant.
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"Wine is made from tomatoes that's why it's so acidic" -@kbizzle18 #FutureHusband #GoodThingHesPretty
Nate-"Do men have diaphragms?" #goodthinghespretty
Taylor is painting one of the table benches....Wanna bet he forgets in 3 minutes and sits down...#goodthinghespretty #Utopia
Taylor is moving rocks..Oh look he finally found his intellectual equals in #Utopia #goodthinghespretty
Taylor- I think all you women are smarter than me...Well lets be honest so are the cows, chickens, flies...#Utopia #goodthinghespretty
.@ImBenPatton: "You could be me and think the 'MTV awards' and the #VMAs were different shows lol" #goodthinghespretty
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