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I’ve had my Tesla since 2019 and I’m just now learning it has a voice command button 🥹. #helpmeimold
Today is the birthday of one of my best friends. We are the same age.
My daughter: She’s old.
Me: …
Daughter: Oh, sorry!! You’re old too.
Me:
#Autism #autisticwomen #autistictwitter #adhdtwitter #adhd #Neurodivergent #helpmeimold #almost40 #Parenthood #kidsaremean
@jakecoco Couldn’t tell you who or what is on “regular” radio or whatever. Thank God for Sirius and 80s on 8 or Prime Country…These kids need to get off my lawn…LOLOLOL #helpmeimold
Them: We’re going to an INXS tribute show on NYE
Me: Cool, cool. What time does it kick off?
Them: 9 o’clock
Me: As in PM? 😳🤣
#NYE2022 #inxs #helpmeimold
And then look at these super cool cards that were in the booster packs! I swear, Pokémon cards didn’t look this cool when I was a kid #Pokémon #PokemonTradingCardGame #mewtwo #venusaur #conkeldurr #whatdoestheVmean #helpmeimold #pomemongo
I think I just felt Death’s icy grip on my heart about this 👀
Still hilarious! We ALL have that friend 🤷♂️😂
#HelpMeImOld
@ginandtanic Watching the music video on repeat on “The Box”. #helpmeimold
Had to teach the girls at dance how to use an iPod today, it’s starting 😭 #helpmeimold
If I was to get TikTok, who or what should I follow? #HelpMeImOld
Decided to stop being a dinosaur and see what all this Node.js fuss is about, and:
NOW I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
#UNLIMITED #POWER #NodeJS #helpMeImOld #seriouslyImJustALowLevelProgrammerInAFrontendWorld
Never thought I would see the day I joined the dark side . Finally caved in and got an iPhone 😩 #helpmeimold
I need a Gen Z best friend to keep me up to date on trends and slang. Apparently y’all kids don’t really say fleek anymore, and I don’t know how to keep up. Can we start an #AdoptABoomer foundation? 👴🏼
#HelpMeImOld
Wtf does "simp" or "simpin'" mean!?
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I knew I was getting old when I stopped understanding all this new lingo. What’s a slime? #HelpMeImOld
Nunca he hecho uno 🥺 y ya paso de los 30’s #helpmeimold
Cómo se me antoja un beso de tres... 🙊
It’s like clock work - 32 hits you and before you know it you’re alternating heat and ice on your back after playing four softball games on the weekend.
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Someone pray for me or something. My pert near 33 year old body is struggling to be ready for more drinking today #helpmeimold
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