Top Tweets for #ICannotBeTrusted
Supposed to post a request in a private FB group within which I’m not yet a member and spend the next hour scrolling through the past 2 years to figure out why someone I used to chat with semi-regularly isn’t married anymore?!? #reason6453 #imnotonFB #Icannotbetrusted #ADHD
So what if someone wrote a smutty one shot starting Geralt and Ciri after watching a few episodes of season 2 of Witcher?
I’m not saying that I did that… But like WHAT IF I did 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#writersprobs #ffs #icannotbetrusted
Tyranny is fine if it’s done in the name of safety right? #safetyfirst #keeppanicked #Icannotbetrusted https://t.co/gN1Fi5cfKH


My phone is always dying and it's mostly because I can't stay off Twitter.
Guess what I'm doing right now?
Charging my goddamn phone
#ICannotBeTrusted #BadPhoneUser #Twitter
Them: What you wearing?
Me: Just a white shirt and some pants.
#ICannotBeTrusted. #AssumeImaBeExtra
Shooter: @tylertookthis.
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Did I need two new pairs of twisted x? No. Did I order two new pairs of twisted x? Yes .... yes I did . #ICannotBeTrusted
Can someone explain to me how my grocery bill was 300$?? Like who am I trying to feed, a family of 10?! I guess me and my 2 kids have enough food to eat for the next 7 weeks 😳 #icannotbetrusted #inanystore
Bad plan: text all your past crushes to distract you from obsessing too hard over current crush #someonetakemyphone #icannotbetrusted
Which one of you was in charge of watching me? (There may have been a thrift store). #IcanNOTbetrusted

Trying reeeeeeal hard not to ride more than maybe a day a week for the next four weeks... Is it possible to go to the desert 🌵 Or should I just stay home 😐 #icannotbetrusted #ineedasafeword
I have lost my Apple TV remote every hour of everyday I've had it. #ICannotBeTrusted
@TaylorMade_AT "Doin' the butt", "Push it", anything off 2-live-crew's "Luke Skywalker" album. #assumingneededforhoneymoon
#Icannotbetrusted
In news unrelated to #IfYouAreTheOne I found the jelly beans past me hid away for good reason #sugarrush #icannotbetrusted
@Tcullenflgirl @DawnBranciforte @AnnetteDam1 lets talk about that face. #keephimunderlockandkey. #icannotbetrusted
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