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@kyujari i have my own fun kind of tone indicator where i just state my intentions or use a full word after a hashtag #imnotmakingthisup
The reason she’s so pale #actually is because she’s a vampire #canon #imnotmakingthisup #mypussyexploded
I have seen Steven Yeun trying his Sentry suit and let me tell you it might be the best superhero suit we've seen in the MCU
Here's another Washington - Knoxville connection: Knoxville was home to a national chewing-gum factory called Walla Walla.#ImNotMakingThisUp #NowYouKnow #WaveTheFlag
Jacob deGrom wishes he was Logan Gilbert. #Facts #NoDispute #ImNotMakingThisUp #Mariners #GoMariners #Walter #CyYoung2022 #SeaUsRise
Do conforto de seu sofá -de onde parece não se desgrudar pelo menos desde o projeto '1619'- a NHJ está dando um jeito de dizer que a cobertura dos correspondentes da guerra na Ucrânia é... racista!
Como diz o @adowniebrazil, #imnotmakingthisup
Highlight of my day, rubbing my wife booty while falling asleep.. 😆#Imnotmakingthisup
2022 and the disgraced former judge Moro is using Street Fighter as a metaphor for the Brazilian political scenario, saying he plays with Blanka because he’s a nationalist and making a shoddy comparison between @LulaOficial and Zangief #ImNotMakingThisUp
@byzantinologue Brazil: hold my caipirinha.
Last year, the government said that Amazon wildfires were started by environmental NGOs sponsored by Leonardo di Caprio in order to blame the government… #imnotmakingthisup
Jaz: Kaj bi jedla za zajtrk?
4,5: French toast. Ker ti ga narediš vrhunsko!
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ALL OF THE tRUMP WHACK JOBS HAVE DISAVOWED FOX NEWS AND SOCIAL MEDIA, TAKEN TO PARLER AND STARTED FLYING ALL OF THESE BAT $HIT CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES! #ImNotMakingThisUp
@FandomjunkieZee @RutiRegan me (RA dx & poss Lupus): so tired I can't move and in extreme pain + other symptoms
rheumatologist: exercise more, people your age are running marathons
I now have a new rheumatologist
#ImNotMakingThisUp #ChronicIllnessIsntForAttention #Autoimmune
Son 3: Hey Mama. What's a word that should probably never be used to describe anarchy?
Me: Um..."friendly"?
Him: I was thinking "rectal."
#RectalAnarchy #ImNotMakingThisUp #WordGamesInTheBerryHome
My mom is not taking this quarantine very seriously. She's working from home, but she's still wearing jeans and makeup every day, and she's still waiting until 5pm to start drinking. #youredoingitwrong
#howdoiquarantine
#imnotmakingthisup
acabei de ouvir no rádio um comentarista, em apoio derramado ao Guedes, dizer q o desmatamento na Amazônia é causado principalmente pela agricultura de subsistência!
como diria o @adowniebrazil, #imnotmakingthisup
@RantsByDesign @greg06897 @LiesAndFish Finalists were Warren, Klobuchar, Buttigieg, and Booker.
They chose Warren and Klobuchar as representing dual theories of broader change v. fixing the same.
They said "Warren is a gifted storyteller." They got that right at least.
#NYTimesEndorsement
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Okay, got better...Alice's husband who cheated on her with a "much younger woman" comes back at the end dressed as Santa asking her to take him back. She says "Just don't do it again." Then the fucking movie ends #imnotmakingthisup #newchristmasmovietradition
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