Top Tweets for #Kidproblems
I need an app recommendation! Problem: my kid doesn't like to read but we have an agreement for him to provide me the number of read pages. Looking for: an app where he can enter the number of pages and I can track it from my phone.
Anything like this you know?? #kidproblems
Kids are wild...
5 yr old in response to "Hi/Low/Buffalo" of the day: "The worst part of my day was eating a chicken tender for dinner"
I can't think of a single time in my adult life that eating anything was the low of my day #parenting #kidproblems
My wife and 4 year old are no longer friends. He didn’t get the dark blue plate at breakfast, so he has informed her that they are not friends anymore. #kidproblems
Thankfully Isaac has managed to get into his first choice school@the Deanary 😍
We can now cancel the for sale sign for our house that was gonna go up if he didn’t get in 😆 #kidproblems
Beau asked someone at kindy today if they’d like to marry him. But then someone else asked Beau if they could marry him
“So I just don’t know WHO to marry, Mum”
#kidproblems #decisions
Overheard some teenage boys in the street:
“I had Florence on my right and Lily on my left - I’ve had the worst year of anyone in the UK…”
Oh to be young again… #kidproblems
I'm stuck between need to save money n you only live once 🙄
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Text from my daughters school: My child got upset with a friend bc she called her Sawyer Podgorski. Sawyer was crying she was so upset. She told the teacher she wants to be called Sawyer Mermaid🤣
#Lovemykids #Kidproblems #HappyThursday
Best of luck to Golden Bear 🐻 nation this weekend and next week. I’ll be off the grid for about the next week due to my wife giving birth 🤰🏼 to our 3rd child. Go Bears 🐻 #kidproblems
Student: Mrs. A do you ever wonder if there’s a multiverse and if there is what we’re doing there?
Me:😳 Also me: Yes. #teacherproblems #kidproblems
@holdincourt Is it too late to sign up for this? If not what time is this happening tomorrow? 😬 #KidProblems
I’m not sure the excuse ‘my child deleted it’ will cut it when the report I need to finish is late… #kidproblems
Why do you need the helmet and boots? “I might dive out of this airplane if I can go high enough.” 🤔 #KidProblems
I spent way too much of my day today thinking about what @ThomasFriends does if their train has too many cars to use the Inventor's Spectacular Bridge. #anxiety #parenting #TV #trains #kidproblems
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