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Survival Tales Of 2018; Thank God, we bearly landed 2019 ! But here we are atop the winners podium 😆😂
Keep the hope alive, keep up the fight, keep the lighters up relentlessly
#Washenzi #LifeIn2018 #LifeItself #LifeisBeautiful #TheQueenMzansi #BlackTwitterMovement
I saw Patrick Mahomes and adderall trending and thought "oh, no!" False alarm. It was only the president. #LifeIn2018.
When you wouldn’t even recognise your boyfriend‘s mobile phone number but still remember your old school friend’s landline number from 1999. #thanksbrain #lifein2018
McDonalds gave me extra ketchup. If you feel you didn’t get enough don’t beat up the manager. I have plenty to share.
#lifein2018
Are you really ready for the #Kids /#Children this #Halloween ?
#TrickOrTreating #HappyHalloween #LifeIn2018 #Food #Diet
So my car, my phone, and my television all received software updates today. I’m imagining how I would explain to myself 15 years ago why I’m so enthusiastic about this.
#iOS
#tvOS
#teslamodel3
#lifein2018
Life is so mundane without a phone. I cant imagine doing this for another 2 weeks. #LifeIn2018
My daughter comes out of her room during naptime and says, “Mom, Dad? Can you ask Siri if naptime is over?”
#Lifein2018
If I stand still at the bus stop for too long, ants will literally crawl up my pant legs. And they bite. So I have to keep dancing around *as if* I have ants in my pants just to avoid getting ants in my pants. #catch22 #lifein2018 #
When you find the new serial killer podcast #happyface more soothing to listen to than NPR recaps of yesterday’s Kavanaugh testimony. #lifein2018
Who will be revealed as the writer of the anonymous @nytimes Op-Ed essay?
Mike Pence -150
Betsy DeVos +200
Mike Pompeo +400
Steven Mnuchin +400
Jim Mattis +500
Jeff Sessions +500
Ivanka Trump 12/1
Jared Kushner 12/1
Stephen Miller 15/1
Complete odds at https://t.co/VCyLpZrN7X
Yep, lefties are burying Ocasio for her McCain tweet.
Sad but oh-so-predictable.
#LifeIn2018
We’re sorry to see you’ve unsubscribed from our Marketing emails. But don’t worry, we’ll secretly be subscribing you to our advertising emails. #lifein2018
I realise how weird the world we are living in is, when I'm telling my son he's going outside to play, as a punishment!! #lifein2018
Why Why! It was supposed to be a relaxing Thursday evening! Slime...and more slime all up in my toddler’s hair. #LifeIn2018
#lifein2018 people have been getting run over because #drake made a song. 😑 let’s let that one sink in.
I find I regularly ask myself three questions whenever I’m confused by things I see online (or irl tbh):
1- Is this a young people thing?
2- Is this a white people thing?
3- Is this a straight people thing?
9 times out of 10 it’s at least one #LifeIn2018 #ImOld #ButImTrying
Tuesday is our one chance to recover from that stunning, shit-show of a Monday in time to enjoy a nice midweek slump before we have to face whatever the fuck Friday may bring. #Lifein2018
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