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It's so quiet in the Tesco toilet, I might just stay here forever
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0.1 cries.
5 is convinced that she's had a bad dream involving sharks, crabs, and cheetahs; and is now consoling her.
The last few days have been maddening, this really made me smile today.
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Obviously super late posting (#lifewithtwokids )but this adorable peanut is one month old already!! She already rolls from tummy time back and can hold up her head! 🥰💕#melaniejean #soinlove #minime #babybitts… https://t.co/TfOCuPtJnm
Went out on friday night to enjoy myself pregame with 3 screwdrivers came home at 1 am after 2 margaritas #momlife #lifewithtwokids #lowtolerance
As an adult, I’ve realized 2 things: boredom is a luxury and that I won’t catch up on sleep until I’m 50. #adultingishard #lifewithtwokids
Go to the zoo today with the family and when we get home it has turned into a “smell my feet” competition. Since when did it become cool to have the smellier feet? “Dad, smell my feet; no, dad smell my feet.” 🤦🏼♂️🤢 #dadlife #lifewithtwokids #myweirdkids
I’ve ordered three coffees in the last 24 hours #lifewithtwokids
On a mission to find my house phone!! 😩😩 #lifewithtwokids
Me: At least our legs still sleep together.
Johnny: 😂😂
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Your presence perfects my life. #grateful #thankyoujesus #faith #lifewithtwokids… https://t.co/9oz2ou9I1B
I miss reading books in print; I only have time for audiobooks (which are my fav). #lifewithtwokids #busylibrarian #audiobooksordie
When you open up your freezer and find the scotch tape you've been looking for... #lifewithtwokids #orwasitme #anybodysguess
Because some mornings deserve whipped cream. #lifewithtwokids #mombie #coffeeandjesus https://t.co/N3frmc4lxU
Good Morning!
Rombongan sirkus siap berkegiatan bersama TRAC Astra seharian ini 😄 Here we go!
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@Rollerstop @et0sha @evakalla @SOSAsyl @caro234 Tisch wartet schon auf euch! Ich bin leider nicht dabei! #lifewithtwokids #nobabysitter
Baby Jacob is sick! Mommy is sick! This calls for major cuddle sessions. #mommyblogger #lifewithtwokids #mommyblog #stinkydiaperdiaries
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