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When you’ve been staring at the microscope for 2 hours and still can’t find the cell 😭🔬 #MLSlife
Nothing serves as a better reminder to drink more water for me than having to spend a day at work looking at other people's urine microscopically. Drink water people... and wash your junk! #MLSlife
One benefit to being a #sportingkc fan since the beginning is that I can type both Oshoniyi and Radosavljević without having to look them up. #mlslife #kcwizards
Small banner just appeared at top of @MLS website. Be nice if the banner were prominent, or they changed the main graphic, or tweeted out the KO change and/or changed it on thE @ESPN app. #MLSLife 😐 #MLSCup @TimbersFC @NYCFC #RCTID #NYCFC #PORvNYCFC
Just got this from the Crew and spent about 30 seconds thinking “what’s SOD money again ?”
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Update: still tired of studying pee.
Moving onto semen analysis soon...so there's that?
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When even your 4 yr old's dance recital intersects with #MLS... #MetroStars @NewYorkRedBulls #MLSLife ⚽️
Day 3: let another person draw blood from me (for their first time) and now I have a hematoma. #mlslife
Announcers for @OrlandoCitySC: “This can’t be the best team in MLS against the worst.” Oh yes it can. #Rapids96 #mlslife #mls #ORLvCOL
#mlslife 😂 https://t.co/g2Kh87Yymi
Thank you @puma and @pumafootball for all these shoes !!! ... No , I am kidding ! I paid for all… https://t.co/ju24ZAixcE
This is the worst part of #MLSlife. 😩 We will miss you T, @Amadou_iT11!! Montreal is lucky to have you!
@NYCFC @MLS @ThirdRailSC Away days are plane days! Can't wait for the 2016 season! #MLSlife #NYCFC #COYBIB
@robertradford Remember that time the flight attendants were fighting over your autograph? #MLSLife https://t.co/2mbPo1PIa0
A Delta flight was detoured after two flight attendants got in a fist fight mid-air https://t.co/hYkWkctsfX
I'm going to name my first born TAM
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Giovinco chilling w/ Serena Williams yesterday in Toronto.. #MLSLife
Andrea Pirlo slingin' hot dogs at Yankee Stadium. #MLSlife
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