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I was thinking about my week at work &, unbidden, the phrase 'I have to do some horizon scanning in the first hour' popped into my head & now I hate myself.
#managementjargon
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want to play #managementjargon bingo?
here's your opportunity
just don't expect vision, ideas, thoughts, anything resembling ideology
Neoliberalism with a gloss of superficial "values"
otherwise called "crap on left as much as possible"
I'm in the process of handover to becoming Head of Service in the NHS Trust for which I work. Yesterday I found myself saying 'Let's see how it lands'.
I hate myself.
#managementjargon
Hoe Nederland tot een bv'tje verloederde ;)
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#taal #taalverloedering #taalverminking #bedrijfsleven #McKinsey #managementjargon #consultancy #overheid #literatuur #poëzie #technocratie #boeventaaltje
Coming soon to LinkedIn:
7 management lessons from the 2020 Presidential election (thread).
@jeremy_loxton @SeanAllmark1 @FriendlyBoar Needs to throw some balls in the air and consider a little blue sky thinking perhaps.
#managementjargon
@SeemaChandwani Reminds me of a middle manager who has read the books on #managementjargon #motivational speaking & thinks they know it all now.......
she'll be advocating the reorganisation of #SouthSide next
🤦♀️
At a recent conference, we asked people what their most hated piece of #ManagementJargon was.
Here is a collection of the most common responses… https://t.co/X1mBoA0kve
#HR #PeopleSupport #Jargon
@JamesMaloneLee3 Surely that sentence should include the words 'with key stakeholders':) #managementjargon
On Orwellian doublespeak (#GeorgeOrwell), aka #bullshit, #managementjargon: Academics #HarryFrankfurt & #AndreSpicer say the speakers are not lying but unconcerned about truth. The words counterfeit participation, work and productivity. Serving the moment, they warn us of sloth.
This made my day! 🤣 It’s in my wheelhouse to do a deep dive and unpack why I love this so much. 🤣😍🤣
#ManagementJargon #Leadership
Om in te kaderen, deze pertinente conclusie. Het Frans is een veel mooiere taal om dit uit te drukken dan het klassieke verbasterde #managementjargon dat wij hanteren. https://t.co/k7lBrrlbcm
Enfin @Mvanuytven poursuit sur l'importance de la cogouvernance et la force du binôme (CEO/CMO) en collaboration et autonomie avec une très grande confiance mutuelle. Dialogue, éviter les conflit d'intérêts Competence, loyauté & confiance pour un juste équilibre & saine influence
Oncologisch chirurg Schelto Kruijff heeft schoon genoeg van al het managementjargon in de zorg. Wat zijn jullie #jeukwoorden? Lees het hier: https://t.co/CopNi0owke #managementjargon #gezondheidszorg @Japked
When did a detailed review/audit/investigation become inadequate and now only a Deep Dive will do? #ManagementJargon
Question. What's the difference between an Aunt Sally and a Straw Man? #managementjargon
#ManagementJargon One more i heard today - can mean everything without actually meaning anything 'Paradox Navigation'
Read on media release by listed company "Revenue has de-grown by.." -> degrown, #laughinggas #managementjargon
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