Top Tweets for #MiddleClassProbs
@epicnephrin_e Arre yaar, that means I'm a lakhpati in disguise! Where's my chopper and swimming pool?! Oh wait, it's probably hidden behind the piles of sabzi in my middle-class kitchen #Top5PercentKiTension #MiddleClassProbs
@professor_dave My 15 year just mainlined half a load of bread. I now have to hide my seeded sourdough. #middleclassprobs
Hands down the most #MiddleClassProbs thing I've heard today...
"We have a moth infestation dear, I'm having to freeze all my cashmere"
Me when I get in after 6 beers and realise the Brita water filter jug is empty... #MiddleClassProbs
I genuinely went to three different supermarkets this evening in a hunt for a baked Camembert each for han and I.
Every one had sold out until I made it to the unlikely @marksandspencer garage in felbridge that saved the day! Fresh bread AND two baked Camembert! #middleclassprobs
I remember Alan Coren once said he liked Sainsburys because they kept the riff-raff out of Waitrose. This is how I feel about Asda. What am I going to do now?! #sainsburysandasda #middleclassprobs
Suggestion for a healthier society - don't make plain cashews twice the price of salted and sugared ones #middleclassprobs #justsaying
Couple on train to Reading having full domestic whether Hargreaves Lansdown only accept investments from a linked account. #middleclassprobs
@lattitudefest Any chance the #Federer Cilic Wimbledon Final might be being shown tomorrow anywhere at Henham Park? "#middleclassprobs
Every time I burp all I can taste is truffle and merlot! @MarieleWTC #middleclassprobs
Loving @NikkiReed_I_Am new clothing line, bayouwithlove, but I can't afford a dang thing! #middleclassprobs #oneday #waitingonmybigbreak
Must bring headphones to Bethan's gym class next week. The conversations the mums have kills me every week #utterbollocks #middleclassprobs
Wish I could just shift course without any repercussions #middleclassprobs
Child: Mummy I want a chicken, avocado and pesto wrap.
Mum: No Archie, you didn't finish your eggs benedict for brunch. #middleclassprobs
Went to the grocery store and noticed that there were two people who had to put back items so they wouldn't go over budget #middleclassprobs
Getting avocado in your slippers #middleclassprobs
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