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A quiche Lorraine that also functions as a calculator?
Sounds odd, but I suppose it's the bacon tart that counts.
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If you prefer a holiday substitute instead of the real thing, try Quornwall
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I’ve conducted more orchestras than you can shake a stick at!
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#LunchPun #mondaymirth A customer brought in a wrist time piece for repair and a horrible video showing it being damaged. It fell onto the road and was run over by a car, lorry and steam roller, but still worked. It was a tough watch.
Chatting with my mate: 'We just got a
sheepdog.'
'Old English?'
'Well a bit rusty... Ic begietan sceapheorde!'
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A friend of mine has just had new hearing fitted and they’re made from pig skin!
Apparently they’re working well apart from a bit of crackling.
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‘Last night I was totally lost in the dungeon of the lost soles’.. ¸,¤°´'`°•.¸¸.•°´'`°¤,¸¸
“That’s the last time I go in the wife’s knicker draw”.. ¸,¤,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø
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A truck loaded with Superglue has overturned on the freeway.
And I'm now stuck in traffic.
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If a person is diagnosed with Kleptomania
Does the doctor give them something to take?
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