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me: sir can you tell me where you are right now?
patient: the hospital
me: ok and who is the president?
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me:
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me: you wanna turkey sandwich?
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
#zyprexa is the real MVP tonight! Good night feisty papaw! #onesentenceshift #onlyintheICU #neuronurseproblems
Oh what fun I'm going to have when none of my patients will tell me the correct year tomorrow when I do my Neuro checks #Neuronurseproblems
#neuronurseproblems https://t.co/FmO3zW6wFP
Right facial droop, aphasic, slurred speech. patient qualifies but refuses tpa. #neuronurseproblems #allthefacepalms
Patients goal for himself : "get a damn bagel and cream cheese" ...me too man. me too. #dysphagia1dietsucks #neuronurseproblems
I cannot begin to tell you how good I've gotten at dodging punches from old demented men. #neuronurseproblems
I hate when I have a terrible headache at work and then convince myself I have a subarachnoid hemorrhage. #neuronurseproblems
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