Hamsamwich 🍄

Registered Nurse. PMHNP grad student. I once high-fived Ty Pennington.

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

Currently watching @bryceharper3 eat a rotisserie chicken for the 40th consecutive day on an abandoned pier behind Walmart

[smooth recess @AlexiconTom]

Thanks Philadelphia Inquirer for caring about this enough to write a story about it.

https://t.co/iar3IOTUIj

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

the philly rotisserie chicken guy was my waiter tonight. man, i love philly.

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

@kylepaganCB @CrossingBroad @PhansofPhilly @jsoncarr

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

Fun fact about me: if I don’t have at least one (1) bowl of soup per day, I die

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

My boyfriend just told me that his [sweet & naive] grandmother told him that she saw Silence of the Lambs by herself when it premiered because she thought it was a movie about lambs.

[A Philadelphia Pigeon @KaraNextWeek]

Shout out to the south Philly blockbuster sign

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

The weather is nice again so allow me to reiterate

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I (16m) brought my sister (9f) to a party where she had an allergic reaction to walnuts and on our way to the hospital she stuck her head out the window and was decapitated because I swerved near a telephone pole and now my mom is screaming in my face about it at dinner. AITA

[Conrad Benner @StreetsDept]

No one:

City of Philadelphia: 🚨ALERT– everything continues to be fine about that thing we told you was fine. Please continue not to worry. We will ALERT you when you can continue not to worry next week!

[Conrad Benner @StreetsDept]

“Chaos has no gender” #PhillyTransMarch

I love Philadelphia more than you could ever imagine ❤️🏳️‍⚧️😭

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

@Phillies

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

crying

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

This season, we're fightin' for more.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, the FDA announced that Narcan – an emergency medicine that reverses opioid-related overdoses – will now be available over the counter.

This action builds on our progress to reduce overdoses by expanding access to addiction care and reducing the supply of illicit drugs.

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

Please can someone else confirm that this text my boyfriend got is very funny

[Hamsamwich 🍄 @samipeckz]

RIP to Philadelphians who woke up hungover after 2 pm today