Top Tweets for #NotEvenTheFirstTime
Nothing like a random guy smelling your hair to really enhance the Costco shopping experience. #noteventhefirsttime
Noooooooooooooooo!
Accidentally left my bank card in my coat pocket. Put coat in to wash when I got in from work.
I hope it still works.
#Idiot #NotEvenTheFirstTime
When google says 3am and the @ToppersPizza app says 3am but it is 1:30 and the doors are locked. #needmysticks #noteventhefirsttime
It's not a point of view if it's factually true. Piss poor local local journalism fails to call out local MP caught with trousers down in peddling blatant mistruth #NotEvenTheFirstTime @ShropshireStar .Your job isn't to support lying, it's to debunk lies and expose charlatans.
Daniel Kawczynski hit back at critics saying: "Those affiliated to Europe in this country hate any challenge to their point of view."
https://t.co/PbrSOuXNRr
I accidentally set my car’s panic button off three times today, how’s everyone else’s Monday goin’ #monday #noteventhefirsttime #notthelast
Coming home to a possum staring you in the eyes on your front porch. #bataviaprobz #noteventhefirsttime
Saturdays job: buy new bibs so Bebe stops soaking himself.
Sundays job: ruin bibs, death by tumble dryer #noteventhefirsttime #atwinthing
You know it's going well when a pupil asks you. "Sir have you seen bad education?" #NotEvenTheFirstTime #ImNotJack
That awkward moment when you are going to bed when your dad is waking up. #NotEvenTheFirstTime
Went out for an early bday dinner, came home and my ass has stretched my jeans so much they've ripped. #bootyprobs #noteventhefirsttime
Three @Uber drivers in a row could not bother to read our address. All cancelled. Charged $15. #noteventhefirsttime
I was doing so well at adulting.. Till I locked myself out of the house... #noteventhefirsttime
Love is carrying your dog a mile home while people laugh at you because she got too hot #noteventhefirsttime
@isiah_norris someone said I looked like a little dolly #noteventhefirsttime
S/o to the best mom in the world for driving 12 hours in 2 days to watch me play 3 games 😅 #1fan #NotEvenTheFirstTime 😏🏀
Just came out of the shower and my mom clapped for me bc she heard me singing .... #noteventhefirsttime
Just literally ate shit trying to get up on my bed.. 😑 #noteventhefirsttime
Took a shower half asleep and shaved one leg twice and the other zero #noteventhefirsttime
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