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Gave it all I had last night. Almost threw up on the car ride home. Ended up chucking on the bathroom floor. Slept in the guest room (naked). Eyes are swollen because the puke session was so viscous.
Job interview in 2 hours. This is why we play the game #NotHired
Waking up to LinkedIn burner, James Wu (he/him), absolutely hosing my ass was not how I expected to start my Tuesday #NotHired #NotedWithThanks
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#NotHired? Don't fret! 🧐 Uncover the reasons and take action! 📝 Boost your resume, refine interview skills, and address any gaps in experience. Embrace feedback, enhance your qualifications, and stay persistent. Your dream job is waiting! #CareerAdvice
https://t.co/RzQMpgGwPC
@CatBirder27 True story..they also said they were "so hot that the other women felt insecure working around them" #NotHired
You can tell who's interviewing in a coffee bar by their posture. #nothired
Me, interviewing a candidate: I can see from your email address that you’re a Patriots fan, tell me, what other awful traits of yours are we going to have to overlook? #HRprofessional #nothired
United Airlines becomes first carrier to mandate vaccine for U.S.-based employees https://t.co/PMYyCuRKmq
CNN has fired 3 employees for coming to work unvaccinated, a violation of company policy. "Let me be clear — we have a zero tolerance policy on this,' network chief Jeff Zucker said in a staff memo.
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That time where you order internet service from a company you interviewed to be their executive in charge of their IR/IH and SOC operations globally…& you sign up and get multiple OAuth failures.
Oddly, they suspended the position due to economic & strategic concerns. #NotHired
Every LinkedIn post: On my way to interview for my dream job. I saw a dog hurt. I had to choose between the dog and the job. I chose saving the dog. Was 1 hr late for the interview, but would you believe it? It was the same dog who was interviewing me! #nothired #madeupshitposts
That time a group was asked to improvise “political animals” for a callback and everyone was a donkey or an elephant.
I was a spider. #nothired
ProTip: When you’re a first year teacher looking for a job, telling me that you don’t like kids but you need money is wtf?! How and why did you get an education degree?? And why do you want to be a teacher?!??! Also, your references cannot be 3 sorority sisters. #nothired 😒
Is it me or is there more Twitter activity during the work day lol? Me: judging. Do your fucking jobs ha #nothired
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