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not for saying iβd have to google a turkish actress BSJWJD you played. #nothowthatworks
Erm, Rocky already had a mate, and Grace could never survive in Rockyβs atmosphere. ππ€ #fakefan #nothowthatworks #baninterstellarrelationships
I might have a lunch period at the end of the day now does that mean I can leave early or is that #nothowthatworks
@theecinnaruby i have too much hate in my heart to separate fans from the idols now. i hope the people they stan all suffer debilitating injuries and end up becoming more botched and hideous. harassing jennie 24/7 but want us to be merciful to their favs #nothowthatworks
We found Seedrick at the tractor with hot chocolate.
He said he was "topping up the energy levels" because, according to his research,
hot chocolate = liquid horsepower.
#SeedOnTheFeed #SeedrickTheSeedElf #ElfOnTheShelf #NotHowThatWorks #MechanicNeeded #FarmEquipment #ShopLife #FarmOperations
people thinking ikwydls "made its budget back" and is getting a sequel reminds me of how everyone 2011-12 just assumed scream 4 was getting an immediate follow-up cause "it didn't even do that bad" and "fans wanted it".. the parallels hunni #nothowthatworks
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This week was WILD! Had a white guy confidently defining #IndianSlang like he wrote the dictionary. Apparently, βayyyyyeeeβ means yes now? ππ Sometimes itβs just best to say nothingβ¦ #JustStop #NotHowThatWorks #WhiterShadeOfGray
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Severe weather donuts have arrived at @Nwsduluth. Storms are now permitted to occur. @wxjoe @NWSSPC π #NotHowThatWorks
@_KTS_ Every vet player, they only look at what they did 6 years ago and expect the same production here. #NotHowThatWorks
With this amount of money, if Georgetown doesnβt improve significantly (NCAAT birth, competing for top 5 in the conference), their #brand is over and the program is washed.
Donβt send me something out of your junk folder and call it a referral, bro. #NotHowThatWorks
@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher thinks if he says the same joke twice it will be funny the second time. #nothowthatworks #getnewcontent
According to these utterly unchecked statistics, the only way to beat inflation this holiday season is to buy my book ;)) #NotHowThatWorks #DoItAnyway
Trying to imagine a scenario where @HomeDepot would get a positive response from this email, saying they appreciate my business & military service so much they've capped a military discount after 2 purchases - but I'm welcome to come back & shop again next year. #nothowthatworks
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