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(Toddler is running laps and counting them. #notmygenes)
Not sure who needs to hear this, but this kid got a 780 on the math section of the SAT β bringing her Superscore to a 1510. #NotMyGenes
This virtual schooling has me witnessing my 6yo son's constant self-promotion. I am simultaneously horrified and impressed. Just--where does this come from? Is he already an academic? Can he help me with my tenure and promotion? #notmygenes
My 9-year-old in bed: βIβm sooooo tired.β
Me: βAre you, monkey? Well why donβt you justββ
My 9-year-old in bed: βBut Iβm persisting through the horror of it all.β
#SleepHasAlwaysBeenHerArchNemesis #NotMyGenes
8yo outsmarts Easter Bunny, has baked beans for breakfast and jumps on the iPad. #untouched #notmygenes Happy #Easter everybody!
You know I can't help myself. Four of the JV team's goals were scored by my nephew. #onedematha #notmygenes
Just another niece scoring for her team.
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Kirsten Parker finds the back of the net to extend the Cards lead!
#GoCards
1H 22:05 | UofL 5, Longwood 0
Son was asked to 'Take a chair by his boss' so he did and proceeded to follow him carrying it #NotMyGenes #FathersBoy #FacePalm #Despair #LiteralThinker #ADHD #SENHumour #LaughOrCry #Comedian #Laugh
I'm all sparkles and showbiz, while meanwhile, my son Sam, an Ethical Hacking undergraduate, is busy organising his first Cyber Security Conference in Dundee.
#notmygenes
βCΓ³mo se llamaba el chicle rosita del smash?β pregunta mi prima. #NotMyGenes
Learning lines in the sun while my youngest competes in the Giga Finals Chess Tournament @Delancey_UKCC #multitasking #notmygenes
Arthur won't eat my potato & carrot purΓ©e but can't get enough hummus!!! #notmygenes
My 2 year old cries when he notices his hands are dirty...but licks candy off the living room floor #notmygenes
Up since 4am and still going ...Cambodia here we come π #3minstogetthere #boysran #notmygenes #varugheseboys #calebshowinghisfeelings
My 11yr old organized all her apps by color... #notmygenes
@meakoopa Sounds like a normal Thanksgiving dinner with the extended family tbh #therewillbeblood #notmygenes
E had her 15mo checkup today and is in the 70th pct for height. Then this evening, another parent thought N was a 6yo and was flabbergasted when I said she's not quite 4 yet. We grow 'em tall around here, I guess. #notmygenes #mykidswillbetallerthaniam #justlikeeveryoneelse
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