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Ugh, it's been quite a week. And to top it all off I tried to keep the elevator doors from closing and they chopped my arm clean off #notmyweek #armtrauma
Broken glasses and Drivers license expiring next week with closest appointment the 29th #NotMyWeek
lowkey just sliced my foot open and can’t stop the bleeding #notmyday #notmyweek #notmymonth #notmyyear
I started to hear a little woop-woop noise and I turned the radio down just in time to hear it go. I told a guy yesterday I've driven wide singles for 10 years and I've never had a blow out on the road. My streak has ended. 🤣 #NotMyWeek
6am GMT meeting with UN colleagues in Thailand and Geneva...brilliant discussion although dropping my mug of hot tea on my lap mid-call was less than brilliant... ☕️😯 (and no one noticed thankfully!)
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Water leaking in the house yesterday and today I almost set the house on fire 😬😬😬 #Notmyweek
🎨 At the end of our @SeasonsBromley art exhibition today, while I was in the loo, someone took my bag of two mounted pictures. Maybe a mistake. People said I should be flattered! If anyone sees these on sale at Southeby’s please let me know🃏Joke! #violated #nothappy #notmyweek
When you make the perfect double espresso then knock it all over the kitchen side. Today is not my day or this just isn’t my week ffs 🤦🏻♀️ #notmyday #notmyweek #doubleespresso #espresso #coffee #clumsy
Life comes at you fast one day your catalytic converter gets stolen and a few days later you total your car. 🙃#notmyweek
@Marietta170772 Matins...
(Vista d'on m'he fotut de lloros aquest matí intentant arribar a les bambes 😳).
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La alergia es una condición de salud SERIA... Un "descuido" puede resultar en la muerte de alguien... NO ES UN JUEGO!
@CrepesWafflesCo gracias por dañarme el resto del finde...
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I was in the hospital yesterday for anxiety pain, today I feel coming up my portch with groceries
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SOLDIERS OF THE EMPIRE! My computer crashed and I lost ALL of my work for this weeks video on #TheBookOfBobaFett! So now I have to try and rewrite, record, and edit everything all over again. So I'll be posting Sunday if I'm lucky. #angry #NotMyWeek #Frustrated
If anyone was wondering why I didnt post my card for this weekend it was because I was absolutely disgusted at the board and threw up all over my shoes. #NFL #Notmyweek
So far today I have badly bruised my elbow, spilt tea on a book that is not mine and missed a turn because I was pondering whether I would like to parasail or not. If you were wondering whether the weekend had changed my luck. #NotMyWeek
I just misadvised my son's entire class about the sports schedule today, if you're wondering whether today was going better than yesterday. #NotMyWeek
All I wanted was some brownies, but no. The glass just had to shatter IN THE OVEN. #notmyweek #notmymonth #notmyyear
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