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And thank you Laptop for allowing me to create useless s%*t at Starbucks!
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@LiamBilsky
Stolen moments in time is all we have. The rare occasions when my lips touch you and I bite you...doughnut.
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My fine bed,
How shall I count the ways I enjoy fornicating on thee?
How shall I heap praise upon your firmament?
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I wear you daily I am sure my DNA is all over you by now. Yours is embedded in this ring too. Mom I miss you. #OdeToAnInanimateObject
@Majadamus Oh video game controller, We could not play without each other. I am sorry I smashed your brother. #OdeToAnInanimateObject
#OdeToAnInanimateObject Sweet, sweet, Xanax. You make everything bearable, even kids.
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Dear pen, thanks for all the poison you contain and allow me to share. #OdeToAnInanimateObject
Treadmill, how I love thee. You let me take out my frustrations on you by walking, jogging and running.
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#OdeToAnInanimateObject oh trumps shifty toupee, under which surly are his tax returns he promised to show!
“There is no friend as loyal as a book.” ― Ernest Hemingway #IVYconnect #odetoaninanimateobject #books #literature #reading #friend #loyal
@Its_Katka O, pizza. So beyond perfect it could only be round. So delicious it could only be cheesy. #OdeToAnInanimateObject
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RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
but wait-
alas, the cord is unplugged
muttered apologies to you, printer
I misunderstood
Oh, FaceTime outgoing call noise, you never cease to be unnecessarily loud and obnoxious #OdeToAnInanimateObject
@Afwife516 @andrewscorgie @SchradeBOFH Dear Bed, I used to hate you, but now I love you with all my heart. #OdeToAnInanimateObject
Preparation H to thee I sing,
You have helped tame the fire of my burning O-Ring. 🔥🤘🏻#OdeToAnInanimateObject
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