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To take the trip or not take the trip
Will I ever feel like I don’t have to be completely responsible all the time?
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Hoffman record for removal of Christmas tree is 11am, December 26.
8yo caught me removing ornaments and reminded me that it is, in fact still Christmas Day, and “De-Christmasing” is not a competition.
#OldestChildProblems #CompetitiveAF #GrinchLife #MerryChristmas
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My long weekend plans are really shaping up...
✨ assist with CAO form (Sister)
✨ MS Word Doc formatting (Mam)
✨ Online passport renewal (Nana)
✨ Pet/walk doggos (for my sanity)
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Big Hen is Ten. Even though his last “normal” birthday was seven, I can commit to making him feel special worry day we have left of this precious childhood.
#itsnevertoolate #bighenisten #oldestchildproblems #happybirthday #parenting
If I ever have children, I will not be as strict about the movies they watch as my parents were with me.
Mind you, my baby sisters were watching PG-13 movies at age 10. #oldestchildproblems
The world may crash but to my mother I am always the villain because I did not live up to her expectations. 😒 #OldestChildProblems
The hardest part about living away from home is missing daily interactions with my siblings 😭😭. I seriously miss them so much it hurts. Today is my baby brother’s 14th birthday and it makes me sad to watch him grow up from afar 😢. #oldestchildproblems #familia
Anytime we have to get anything for the family my siblings expect me to have all the ideas so they can send money and reap the benefits. #oldestchildproblems
In 2004, my mom got mad at me for staying up past my bedtime watching results. My bedtime was like 9 pm! #OldestChildProblems
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Super Tuesday memory from 2012: I was flying back from a grad school visit wknd at a school that I didn't end up going to & bought tv access on plane. It was super cloudy & I was over Ohio as it was super close between Santorum & Romney. I thought about votes being counted below.
My mom is cool with my brother being gay. But when I tried to come out, she tried finding some kind cure. #OldestChildProblems
My mom told me to be home by 10 pm on senior prom night and threaten to ground me for a month because i wasn’t picking up the phone at 10:15. 4 years later My little brother had no curfew and my dad even let him take the car all night with no car insurance. #oldestchildproblems
My mom told me to be home by 10 pm on senior prom night and threaten to ground me for a month because i wasn’t picking up the phone at 10:15. 4 years later My little brother had no curfew and my dad even let him take the car all night with no car insurance. #oldestchildproblems
All of us could be home, and guess who my mom asks to do everything??? 🙋🏾♀️ #oldestchildproblems
Except for my parents let me take the zero. Learned real quick to let them know my shit in advance. Now I see my sisters get away with exactly this. #oldestchildproblems
The look when one brother schedules a vacation and the other is recovering from surgery so you are left to handle all the Fathers Day demands alone. #oldestchildproblems
I would just like it to be known that for my 21st birthday my mom took me to Perryville Casino where I was the youngest person there by decades(and watched an 80 year old man hit on my mom) while my brother gets to go to Bonnaroo for his 21st #oldestchildproblems
Recently I realized my younger sisters are growing up and are deadass about to be whole adults and it’s weird because I don’t live with them anymore and so I feel like we are strangers even though I freaking raised them! But you know, #oldestchildproblems
my mom talking- gets interrupted by my sister
my mom - interrupt me again & ill fucking punch you
my little sister- do it.
me- ...... why doesn’t she have a black eye?? #oldestchildproblems
Fiona is laying down big sister law. #itscalledmoralobligation #oldestchildproblems #bigsisterlaw #Shameless #ShamelessSunday
Studying #adn205 while looking after my siblings, they keep forgetting who I am and call me mum 🤔😐🙃 #studentnurse #oldestchildproblems
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