Top Tweets for #PastorsKidProblems
I really need ppl who know my father to stop requesting me on Facebook lol I don’t know youuuuuuuu #pastorskidproblems
Today my dad preached about children listening to their parents and the importance of not using foolish language when speaking to parents.
This sermon was brought to you by me answering my moms call yesterday with “hey mom what’s up?”
Proverbs 1:8 #PastorsKidProblems
The problem with having your dad be your pastor is that he can craft sermons about something you did that he didn’t like and then have he’ll stare at you during the entire service. #PastorsKidProblems
My 6-year-old: "I love Jesus, but I don't wanna go to church tonight."
Sorry dude. #pastorskidproblems
Average likes I get when I post a photo of myself: 30
Average likes I get when I post a photo with my mother in it: 736
#pastorskidproblems
Sick day for this kid means reading Harry Potter in dad's office as mom leads a community group. #pastorskidproblems
#PastorsKidProblems 😎 https://t.co/OkqfvTnMgi
@LloydLegalist - is this you in your younger days?
Asher: I want more mustard
Me: you have enough mustard
Asher: fine, I'm going to call the church on you
#PastorsKidProblems
#ImInTrouble
Me: Ok I'll bite. What.
Pastor Dad: W/ Gideon. You know asking Twitter is just a modern-day fleece.
Me:
Me:
Me: K.
#PastorsKidProblems
You're not a true Anglican kid if you can't yawn-speak the whole liturgy #pastorskidproblems
Jakes just saw me in Genesis 1 and said…… “Dad, You’re a pastor and still on the first page? That’s weird.” #PastorsKidProblems
My dad photoshopped a larger-strapped tank top onto me one year for our Christmas card. #pastorskidproblems
Time for all the inevitable "what time is the service tonight?" texts #pastorskidproblems
@iTylerHD Of course the first thing I think of is the song "It is Well With My Soul"!! #PastorsKidProblems Pastors kid problems😊
Friend: 'Oh, your dads not here! Is he working?'
Me: 'Nah, he's in Africa'
#pastorskidproblems
Me: "This is your last chance. You need to be quiet and take your nap."
Grayson: "God gives me lots of chances."
#PastorsKidProblems
Last Seen Hashtags on Sotwe
turkishgirl
Seen from United States
homelesspig
Seen from United States
brosis
Seen from Canada
モール505
Seen from Venezuela
سالب
PerkinsAllStar
Seen from United States
Endingtheyear
Seen from United States
Period
Seen from Turkey
caught cheating()
Seen from Turkey
مشاهير_التفاهة_والقرف
Seen from Egypt
Most Popular Users
Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
241.6M followers
Barack Obama
@barackobama
119M followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
114.2M followers
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.8M followers
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107.2M followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
98.7M followers
NASA
@nasa
92.4M followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
91.8M followers
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
89.9M followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
83.8M followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
75.3M followers
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
73.2M followers
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
70.8M followers
YouTube
@youtube
68.8M followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
66.2M followers
Bill Gates
@billgates
65M followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
63M followers
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.3M followers
CNN
@cnn
61.8M followers
X
@x
60.7M followers