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My son asked me to buy more chocolate milk.
I said "OK, but don't drink it all at once because chocolate milk has a lot of... cow-lories"
Watching my teen cringe/laugh/"ugh" at my stupid (but hilarious) jokes will never get old! ๐
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Oldest blocking the hallway: whatโs the password?
Youngest: explosive diarrhea?
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My daughter finally old enough I can call her to my room and say hand me the remote even though itโs right next to me ๐ฉ๐๐พ #Perksofbeingaparent
The fact that i get to play Santa tomorrow night and eat all the cookies .. uhhh READY! ๐ #perksofbeingaparent
When your kid makes the same weird facial expressions as you. ๐ #iloveit #perksofbeingaparent #momlife
Ainโt nothing like trying to go and take care of business and you got to tote a crying ass 1yr old around with you . ๐ #PerksOfBeingAParent .
I think all parents can agree we bouta tear our kids Halloween candy up today๐๐ #PerksofBeingaParent
When you need quarters you take them out of your kidโs piggy bank. #perksofbeingaparent
@AMBERLEYPRIMARY @AmberleyYear1 Boom! Don't tell @Jenharris_22 ....... I will happily accept the gift on behalf of the family!! #PerksOfBeingAParent
My life has come full circle
I am once again packing Spiderman string cheeses in my lunch
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My daughter thought it would be funny to shave her head. Donโt worry it was last month when she did it. And you canโt even tell she did it. Lol
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Shout out carter for being to little for candy but getting a whole ass bag today... #PerksOfBeingAParent
#Halloween2017 Now my daughter is in bed I can eat my favourite sweeties out of her collection..... #PerksOfBeingAParent ๐๐
Leave it to Sawyer to have a blowout right before we really have to leave ๐ฌ #perksofbeingaparent
Me& @vsmith027 Just put together & wrote "to my daycare friend" &Abby's name on 32 different valentines day cards.. #PerksOfBeingAParent lol
Started 2017 with my 2 year old telling me she doesn't like me anymore around 50 times throughout breakfast. #Perksofbeingaparent ๐
#PerksOfBeingAParent When your child doesn't finish their mac n cheese so u get to help ๐ #parentperks #momlife
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