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On this Valentine’s Day, just remember that Mac and cheese will never break your heart!
But also I do hope all you lovely couples, thrupples, and polycules out there have a wonderful day haha
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Bedhead ☺️👀😍 I often wonder if I will ever share my bed with a man again?! #perpetuallysingle #singlesucks #lonelymilf #milf #bootyandsoles #bootybutt #wrinkledsoles #softsoles #thonglovers #tigress #bedhead #feetpics
Bumble is great until no one responds to your messages for months.....#perpetuallysingle #singleforever
Remind me again WHY I wander onto dating apps. It's a free-for-all for idiots that hook you in and then ghost you
Do they get points for how many they can sucker??
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The gang's all here! Excited to start working on, and in, CARDIFF. 🏴
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#cardiffshortfilm #beinghumanishard #perpetuallysingle #irisprize #radicalacceptance #loveislove #lgbtqia #lgbtqfilm #independentfilm #liveactionshort #cardiffwales
Coming Soon: CARDIFF, a new short film from the team behind the @irisprize winning #BlackHatShortFilm, and @DAsianthemovie. #cardiffshortfilm #beinghumanishard #perpetuallysingle #loveislove #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqfilm #pridemonth https://t.co/mUjVvJ6ov7
I cannot tell you how many times a man has told me I cannot be older than *fill in age far younger than I am*. Then when I tell them how old I am, they poop their pants. Get over it guys. #perpetuallysingle #boysaredumb
I was listening to Celine’s version of All By Myself on my phone on a train recently and my phone ran out of power. Metaphor central. #PerpetuallySingle
Reconfirming all of my notions that I should NEVER apply for The Bachelor. Feeling more confident than ever before. #TheBachelor #PerpetuallySingle
Last night I dreamed a boy stood on a cafeteria table and lip synced a song to proclaim his love for me. Am I really asking for much here? #perpetuallysingle
I don’t think I’m asking for much. Just a nice boy who loves Jesus and is willing to spend our savings on trips to @WaltDisneyWorld. #perpetuallysingle
I’m made to feel worthless for being single on Feb. 14. Then the wedding industry came for Christmas. Now @ThatsJared has decided the third best day to get engaged is...Mother’s Day? Thanks for making me feel like shit on two different fronts!
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Just casually laying here while listening to Spotify’s “Timeless Love Songs” playlist dreaming about the husband/wife I’ll never have. #hopelessromantic #perpetuallysingle
If Charlize Theron can’t get a guy to ask her out what hope do I have? 😭#perpetuallysingle
.@CharlizeAfrica is making it VERY clear that she is “shockingly available.” Go on, fellas. Shoot your shot.
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