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Isn’t it crazy that India has a billion people and gets less Olympic medals than Denmark or Korea or Canada? They get almost no metals. Why? Because the only thing the pajeet is good at (pooping in public and lying on the internet) aren’t sports. Also, they don’t serve cow shit in Olympic village so they get very weak from not eating. Apparently without pure fresh cow shit they can barely bobble their little heads. I’d like to help India win a metal at next Olympics. I think they’d be decent bobsled because they can just pretend they’re stealing a neighbors cow, and then they jump in the cow to eat the poopy.