#PoorJobDescriptions - Twitter Hashtag

Monkey 74 🐵 @Mnky74

over 7 years ago

#PoorJobDescriptions Purveyor of Bovine Scatology

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Biff Donuts @BiffDonuts

over 7 years ago

Insincere cynical nazis who work solely for the purpose of ripping you off. #PoorJobDescriptions

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BRU @bruna_pederson

over 7 years ago

#PoorJobDescriptions

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ⒿⒶⓎ ⒷⓇⓄⓌⓃ jaybrown.bsky.social @TheMrJayBrown

over 7 years ago · Brooklyn

Seeking entitled, inexperienced, incompetent Executive for most important job in the world. Perks include late start time to every workday, lots of "executive time," all the golf you can play, and use of expense account for your own personal entichment. #PoorJobDescriptions

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Agatha Chocolats @AgathaChocolats

over 7 years ago

Procrastinate. Plot. Get distracted. Tweet about getting distracted. Write something great. Question if it's garbage. Repeat. #PoorJobDescriptions #amwriting

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👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork

over 7 years ago

Must have experience as a: therapist, public speaker, nurse, mom, dad, dictator, court recorder, bailiff, social worker, custodian, secretary, & actress. Must be able to put on a minimum of 4 unique shows per day, & write all your own scripts. Pay is $35k.. #PoorJobDescriptions

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Yep it's me @TeacherMiniMe

over 7 years ago

#PoorJobDescriptions Be responsible for the future of other people’s children. Get paid less than entry level, blamed for everything, and zero respect from anyone. Must have at least a Bachelors degree and state license.

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F R EEEEE AK @shann_us

over 7 years ago

must be able to multitask, kiss ass and work 12 hrs a day for $8/hour #PoorJobDescriptions

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The BergerMeister @MReberger

over 7 years ago

Looking for people that are good at finding drugs and weapons in people's asses. If this sounds like you, consider a career in Corrections #PoorJobDescriptions

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Portable Parrot MBA @MilosParrots

over 7 years ago

#PoorJobDescriptions "Requires a steady hand" (Because you'll be stimulating cows to proper gestation positions.)

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Spanky @ScottNotBarry

over 7 years ago

Be happy you even have a job and do what you're told #PoorJobDescriptions

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💝 𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎 @otherjenny

over 7 years ago

Recent college grad with a required of 10 years of work experience, a minimum of 1000 hours of volunteer work five years of internships and a minimum of a 4.0 gpa. #PoorJobDescriptions

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too witches @dez_let

over 7 years ago

#PoorJobDescriptions I yell at people to go into a room and yell at them to leave it

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Beth Overmyer @Bethyo

over 7 years ago

- Daydream about strangers who don't exist - Throw said strangers into a made-up scenario - Bleed these scenarios onto dead trees baked into sheets - Attack baked sheets with red ink - Cry - Repeat #PoorJobDescriptions #WritingCommunity

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GrossMzConduct @monalisa4068

over 7 years ago

Waitress, must be able to bring sh*t to people, whilst you take sh*t from people. #PoorJobDescriptions

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Marcus M. Long @Ol_Marcus

over 7 years ago

#PoorJobDescriptions Become a truck driver and make $50,000 to $90,000 a year. They always leave out the part about being in the truck over 6000 hours a year.

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