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Shoutout to @mpls_swiftie for sending this to my helpless lil stranded self. The cold foam is like a little taste of heaven.
(tmi but I’m hoping it makes me poop #postopprobs pls send Ts and Ps)
How do people who wear glasses all the time keep them clean? I have to wear mine for one more week and they’re always grubby. Wtf. #postopprobs #contactsFL #glassesarehard 😩🤦🏽♀️👓
Going to try and hobble along to this next week, can’t wait to see all you #yeppers out on the terrace! #havecrutcheswillhobble #postopprobs
Someone remind me not to go on any dates including food because I just had ice cream on my chin for 40 minutes and had no idea because I have zero feeling in the lower half of my face rn #PostOpProbs #JawSurgery
#TuesdayThoughts when doctors tell you that after surgery due to the anesthesia and OxyCotin you will ne constipated, that's no joke
#postopprobs #needmorefiber #tmi #helpfulhint
When you get excited to ride along with the husband to the DMV 🙄😖🤦🏻♀️#PostOpProbs #CabinFever #StirCrazy #Soreaf
I should be tapering for the #ChicagoMarathon but instead I'm working on just getting my knee to bend. #sad #tornmeniscus #postopprobs
All I want is an açaí bowl and to be able to watch more than 10 minutes of Narcos without falling asleep #PostOpProbs
I look adorable today, even with my big ass boot #postopprobs #humpdaaayyy #coffeeanddryshampoo #lularoesavedmylife
you know you're getting old when you get excited about being able to eat fresh fruits and veggies again.... #postopprobs 😂💁🏼
@kellypat9 Valid inquiry. Picking up some stool softeners for Uncle @patkelly36. #boundup #postopprobs
You don't realize how much you use your abdominal muscles until you have four holes cut through them. #postopprobs
Splitting the beam was probably the best part of practice today bc it made me feel like I was actually doing hard skills #postopprobs
Setting my alarm for more narcotics in 4 hours. Someone's gonna get constipated. Adding "get docusate" to to-do list.
#PostOpProbs
"It's throbbing."
I bet it is sweetie.
#PostOpProbs
Rupturing your appendix does the same thing to your wallet #postopprobs
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