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Spooky drive to school.
The kids wanted a scary story, told them a classic: A family’s cursed to drive a foggy mountain road forever after dying in a car crash & never realizing.
Nailed it! They begged me to stop.
Pretty sure I dropped them off traumatized. #ProParenting
One of the best parts of going to a national conference is supporting the next generation of leaders and innovators. Congratulations students! The future is bright. @uoeducation @LLUHealth @UO_PSI #PROParenting
I wonder how many parents that are anti-gun owners buy their kids water guns and nurf guns when they are young and laugh at how funny and pesky their kids are when they shoot at others. #ProGun #ProGunSafety #ProParenting
My child couldn’t sleep last night because he was scared that a furby would come into his room and hurt him so I taught him a spell called “ridicilous” and we made up something silly about the furby and then he fell asleep thinking about that instead. #proparenting
@algoapes @LordBeluga_algo @StJude #proparenting ❤️🔥I need some tips! Adjusting to having 2 has been CRAZY this past year for me!
Moms been gone for 17 minutes
So far we have screamed, turned on Cheers, got a beer, screamed, pooped, screamed, ate half a bottle, and fallen asleep
#ProParenting
Shout-out to the dad on this plane who coached his 6 year-old daughter flying for the first time not to kick the seat in front of her and told her takeoff would feel like butterflies in her tummy. #proparenting
Me: Son... your lunch box is still full of bread. Did you eat the extra candy yourself instead of giving it to your friends on the school trip?
Son: I gave it to my tummy.
#kids #proparenting
#ProLife is not #ProParenting. Forced Birth laws must be written with provisions to also force fathers to take full financial and custodial responsibility of the lifespan of the wee zygote to age 18. What? Why not?? #RoeVWade
Sometimes when we play hide and seek I hide really well so I get a few quiet minutes on my phone #inthecloset #proparenting
Kid trying to talk to me about the Big Bang Theory (not the telly programme). Managed to use the old Ice Cream Distraction technique to mask my intellectual shortcomings yet again. #proparenting
Wenn dein #Sohn noch keine zwei Jahre alt aber schon mehr #metal als der #papa ist.
Schläft einfach ein bei voll aufgedrehtem People=Shit von #slipknot. Wisster bescheid nä.
#proparenting
@MollyMiller951 Driving home one very foggy night, my 3 year old first born son turns in his car seat and says to me, "hey mom, if there were frogs in the sky it would be FROGGY!!"
#KrakenMeUp #ProParenting
What I say: Son, don’t fill up on junk food before dinner. Eat an apple. What I mean: those pizza pringles in the cupboard are all mine. #ProParenting
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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