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Oh man, #UTEdChat is at 8pm now?! I'm late to the party. I swear it used to be at 9pm. (And that means I mislead all my pre-service teacher students. #ProfessorFail)
I thought I was working ahead…..so I uploaded the solutions to a quiz onto Canvas for my students to see. There’s just one small problem: The students haven’t yet taken the quiz. 🤷♀️🤦♀️ #professorfail
Very sad that I didn't hit "record" on one of my student's in-class lesson demonstrations. Though I took a few pages of notes on the lesson in realtime and we spent 20 min debriefing as a class, they won't be able to use the video to facilitate deeper reflection. #professorfail
1st day back teaching in person this quarter. While going thru syllabus, student pointed out I forgot info for students with physical/learning disabilities.
My class is Science for Social Justice
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So how’s your day going?
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Welp. You know your work-life boundaries are completely shot when you accidentally invite a student, not your husband, to your kid’s pediatric appointment via Google calendar. #someonetakemyphoneaway #professorfail #AcademicTwitter
True Story: I just went to pull up the slide deck for today's lecture, and realized that I didn't have any slides prepared... why not? Because one year ago was COVID-19, and the lecture was cancelled! #CovidEcho #ProfessorFail #Yikes
Feeling good, gearing up for class today when I realized the slides/lecture I recorded last weekend never made it to Canvas... #professorfail
I’m in the physics building for my music appreciation class this semester. I got lost looking for room 107 instead of 170 and had to email my class to come find me and bring me to the room. 🤦🏼♀️😭 #greatstart #professorfail
I just listened to my lecture for next week...each video starts with...."Alright...." UGH, I want to punch myself in the face. #AcademicTwitter #COVIDIOT #professorfail
@emayfarris I usually discuss it, but I accidentally put out midterm today. I asked them if they wanted to move it, but they said they could still vote. So we will discuss on Thursday. #ProfessorFail
@KtTots Hope you were able to educate him! A few semesters ago, after teaching a Cell & Molec Neuro course using a handful of retinal references as a proxy for the CNS, a student stated on evals that “there should be less focus on the retina and more on the CNS”. #ProfessorFail 🤦♂️
Realized I could not get through grading final papers without some candy. Stole a full-size pack of Starburst from my kid's Halloween stash. Ate entire pack while grading a single paper. Now what? #professorfail
I literally have been in front of a computer for like 10 hours today! And students, STILL didnt get to all your grading! #professorfail #somuchdue #fallbreakready
Before he made his account private, @UF professor Richard Burt used to publicly tweet hatred and demonetization of Israel regularly, like "Bibbi (sic) Netanyahu is a Jewish supremacist." #ProfessorFail
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Before he made his account private, @UF professor Richard Burt used to publicly tweet hatred and demonetization of Israel regularly, like "Bibbi (sic) Netanyahu is a Jewish supremacist." #ProfessorFail
https://t.co/BLWT1qL5U8

Before he made his account private, @UF professor Richard Burt used to publicly tweet hatred and demonetization of Israel regularly, like "Bibbi (sic) Netanyahu is a Jewish supremacist." #ProfessorFail
https://t.co/BLWT1qL5U8

Before he made his account private, @UF professor Richard Burt @Hamletmachin used to publicly tweet hatred and demonetization of Israel regularly, like "Bibbi (sic) Netanyahu is a Jewish supremacist." #ProfessorFail
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That I send a DM—and he already had #professorfail
Big props to my Social Welfare Past and Present class. Apparently, presentations were supposed to start today but not a single person did it. #professorfail
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