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@Reunify32 These are the Gods you now worship. When one religion leaves, another one enters. #ProgressMyArse
@aberdeen_twit @AberdeenCC and any bus coming doon will be stuck longer invthe queues till they reach the wonderful Busgate #progressmyarse
@HarperKenny @russell_liburd @scouseblue48 @NormanPatt @sianefc13 @blackrodblue @BLUENOSEBOB1878 @KidSparkles @AndyCostigan1 We'llHave ToMeet UpWith 100Boxes OfKleenexEach & Chain
OurselvesToThe Iron Stanctions(ObstructedViewPosts😅)
InThe UpperGwladys #ProgressMyArse😫(OnlyMessing...MeThinks🙄)
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Resumes @WestHam Today I Hope TheRS's favor's NotWasted & WeBag
3pnts #NSNO💙✊
Out of Cornwall for a few days in Bath ... let’s try what we can’t do back home said the kids
2 & 1/2 hour wait for a @Deliveroo @wagamama_uk to travel 0.4 miles
I could’ve driven home to Bodmin and got myself a @MBarnecutts pasty quicker!
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@DogLayer @GC_Rail @LNER I remember the days when you just paid at the station and got on a train and it took you to where it was supposed to go. Nowadays you have to plan a journey with a spreadsheet and crystal ball! #progressmyarse
Some people tell me that using streaming services is the only way to be able to afford to hear all the music they want. Bollocks, I was brought up to save up for what I wanted and I still follow that ideal today. #iwantdoesntget #supportartists #buyalbums #progressmyarse
@bentd76 @farmerThomo @SimonHazard2 @VodafoneUK Here's my decommisioned #Vodafone mast having #RTK base station fitted yesterday (and 2 way aerial) - my guess is that phone masts are actually decreasing in rural areas #progressmyarse
Anyone else utterlyfed up with the pathetic service from @VodafoneUK? NASA managed to make a call from the moon in 1969. I can’t make one from Leicestershire in 2018 without getting cut off. #progressmyarse
17 years ago today... 🏆
@MttRbnsn @TCRWebster @alexgrantuk @ir_427 I like how sat nav routes have allowed us hacks to chat more in the cars as we're not having to follow those darn tulips. It also means it's v easy to talk over the next instruction and miss a turn... #irony #progressmyarse
I have to wonder, will those slightly delusional #mufc fans who are still backing Mourinho still be in the same frame of mind when we've been knocked out of the FA Cup by #thfc and finished 3rd or 4th in the league? #progressmyarse #mourinhoout
@tomemurtha @TimMorton2 @MunicipalDreams 60yrs ago people living in slums could realistically aspire to this. Not now #progressmyarse
@emmadeere they used to work job and knock start/finish early but post office stopped it since then it's gone down hill fast #progressmyarse
In all honesty, what has changed in the he last few years? Yeah we signed özil and sanchez but we are still finishing 4th #progressmyarse
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