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A rather soggy @FarmRunnerUK tonight made even more so by the dog dragging me into the river when he forgot he still had a lead on π€¦πΌββοΈ #runnerfail
Hmmm...wondering if it's just me that spends 13 miles ruminating on how to avoid any noises from their hydration vest, from the slosh of water to the rustle of a flapjack packet. Just me then? I think I'd better see a psychologist..oh wait #runnerfail
When you prefer running in winter ... out on the trail ... but have to make do with #Kilmarnock toon centre ... and warmest freaking weather since you first arrived in this world 1976 ππ¦
It's putting two minutes onto my average mile - consistent π
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@BibRave A6: YUP! I dropped my chews at mile 19 of a marathon. I stopped to pick them up and almost got trampled. The kicker is right after that, I got a horrible cramp and got so nauseous I couldn't even eat the chews I almost risked my life for. #runnerfail #BibChat
@ErinTtweeting @crantina @Jmonst Seriously?? You need to run #RnRSD. I can't believe you don't know Fireball. #runnerfail #bibchat
First run in 3 weeks....slowest 6 miles I have ever done. Over layered and picked a ridiculously hilly route... even less confident about next week's half now..... #runnerfail #Runr #ukrunchat
This slide show speaks for itself.
#261Fearless #FridayFunny #RunnerFail
Don't let this be us, but if it is,... https://t.co/L5XT6bNkUX
Had run with new GPS watch then managed to delete workout before it was downloaded to @Strava - did it even happen? #runnerfail #readmanual
Monday brain- clean car, running outfit in @eaglecreekgear, too bad I didn't realize I forgot everything else! #bibchat #runnerfail

Used some tricky right winger footwork to avoid frisky dog. Landed on backside. Now I know why I ended up playing right back :( #runnerfail
@BibRave A1: training for #chicagomarathon my goal is to follow my plan to the letter! #bibchat #ialwaysskipacoupleruns #runnerfail
@BibRave A2: I haven't tried one in a couple years, I don't remember what was in the one I got! #runnerfail #bibchat
Next order of business for the New Year - find the charging cord for my GPS watch! #howyouknowitsbeenwaytoolong #runnerfail
Missed my class at the gym. Thought I'd run home from work & salvage a workout. Left my tights at home. #runnerfail #manicmonday #ukrunchat
Told myself I'd run with the 2yo after nap time. Now nap time is over and I'm going to dinner with family. #runnerfail #parentingtruth
I'm getting into my second #marathontraining book and realized a mistake I was making. I've been stretching at the wrong time #runnerfail
σΎ―σΎ½σΎ΄ The faces you make when you realize you set your recovery intervals at 400 miles and not meters. #runnerfail... https://t.co/2mKxz0lhf3

Top tip when cracking a safe in #SmallTimeCriminals - remember your left from your right #runnerfail
So it's going to be freezing Sunday at the #CLEMarathon and I only packed tank tops. #runnerfail #IhateOhio
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