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An SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks... 'Mind if I join you?' ๐ป๐ #SQLjoke #programminghumor
I saw a great movie about databases todayโฆ.
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โฆ I canโt wait for the SQL ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I heard Microsoft made two movies about databases. The first was ok but the sequel was great. #sqljoke
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3 SQL Database Developer walks into NoSQL bar and left later because they couldn't find table ๐น๐น๐น
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Fun Fact: Did you know that all the database searches at Apple are, like their default file system, case insensitive?
Steve Jobs insisted that all their SQL queries use the iLIKE operator. ๐คฃ #sqljoke
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An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks: โCan I join you?โ ๐
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House cleaning is where the concept of eventual consistency really comes into its power #datajoke #sqljoke #somebodystopme
I thought Google+ is useless until it shares this joke with me :) This is Awesome! :) #sqljoke
๐ Raise your hand if you get the "AdventureWorks" reference in Microsoft's Teams demo. #MicrosoftEvent #SQLJoke
#SQLQuery went to #SQLSAT speaker's dinner and sees speakers are sitting at two tables: Can I join you? #SQLFamily #SQLjoke
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"...#sql #sqlJoke #programming #code
@naomithesqldba it's obviously the Windows failover cluster. It's been running from node1 to node2 and back all day. #sqljoke
Donc y a une C/Sif dans Thor alors qu'il n'y a pas de table, รงa, c'est de la BDD de merde #SQLJoke
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?" #SQLjoke #databasejoke
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