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Kinda hoping shitbeast goes back to old highs once @pieceofshit_wtf devs back from their strippers vacation #eth #NFTCommunity #shit #shitmeself #hard #and #my #pants #smell
Car overtaking me on the M58 before started to aquaplane and I braked just in time, missed him by about 3 foot as he went across my lane.
Treacherous roads, take your time.
#ShitMeself
@ScouseMan_ Did a ouija board once, dark, candles, the lot.
After initial banter, it got cold and the glass started filling up with smoke and coming out from under it.
Most questions it answered
FAITH
Never again
#ShitMeself
You know when is not a good time for a lightbulb to pop....? When you're watching Tiktoks of paranormal activity
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Really need to stop checking Twitter before I go to sleep in the run up to Halloween when im faced with Gifs like this!! #ShitMeself #SleepWithTheLightOn #WheresMyTeddy
Dear @easyJet the pilot (s) of EZY2045 well and truly earnt their crust this morning on the way to Zurich.
At one stage almost rang Mrs F to say goodbye ! 😳
#stongwinds #shitmeself !
@FarcetU @deanoomorgan Not wrong it was a high ball. Nearly took me out on my way to watch @LangtoftUnited & @WhittleseyAthFC. #Shitmeself
@EvaGreyhound @Izzywhizziee @BollyBigBolt @ComeOutNeville Erm... OK, not too loud though, and no sudden movements #ShitMeself
Saw this on my dog walk ! Wouldn’t like to meet him in the dark ! #shitmeself
Just ya bog standard 8inch across tarantula, #shitmeself
So My Dad April Fool'd Me This Morn,Was Fast Asleep He Come Bursting In Telling Me Police Was Downstairs Wanted To Speak To Me! #ShitMeself
#shitmeself😂 https://t.co/l7uRkPcGyi
Someone just let some fireworks off and I thought I was in the middle of Syria #shitmeself
Still think I saw a clown on my walk home from town last night #shitmeself
Why did my mates think it would be funny to jump out on me in the dark at work while videoing it 😩 #shitmeself
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