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I hate vomiting. I try to do everything to stop myself but sometimes the urge is too strong. But you know whatโs worse than vomit? The burp after ๐คข Makes me nauseous all over again #sicktweets
was it just me or when margot and talia always met up why was one of them looking each other up and down and biting their lip (this may not make since iโm very sick) #sicktweets #FirstKill
remember when Amanda Bynes had that super out of control twitter spiral meltdown? Simpler times #SickTweets
Went to bed at 9pm. Did we overthrow Scott Moe last night?
โHis special interests have got! to! go!โ
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why is tomato soup and bread and butter literally the best-tasting combination... #sicktweets
How great are slippers? #sicktweets
Vomiting pure mucus is the most aggressive form of sneezing. #sicktweets
Can I please get some cuddles? Like for real. I just need some until I pass out. Then you can go before you see the elderitch horror that is me sleeping #sleep #cuddles #sicktweets #sickie #lovemeyoumaniacs
How does a full grown adult function with a fever??? Isnโt the one good thing about adulthood that you no longer experience childish things like fevers??? #sicktweets
You know what needs the "Wicked" treatment? Sleepy Hollow! The story from the view of the Headless Horseman. We'll call it "In Over Your Head!" #sicktweets #kevinsshittytwitter
Update: Siouxsie is doing much better. She is still dehydrated & underweight, and one of her teeth fell out & the whole right side has none (teeth) but she is feisty & recovering ๐ฅฐ #chinchilla
I on the other hand have been flu-y and now have two blocked ears ๐ #sicktweets
Sure sex is great, but have you ever tried feeling viscerally how your head is heavier with all the snot in it?
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I am a) FINALLY HUNGRY and b) lost five pounds over the last two days, woof #thatstoomuchpuking #sicktweets #weightloss
Current health status: walking biohazard. #sicktweets
I ordered pho and limeaid and the limeaid tastes really fucking good, please stay in my stomach, thank u #sicktweets
Today will be a day for lying in bed, slowly hydrating, and hoping the puking stage is over #sicktweets
FYI result of trip was a Z pak. #sicktweets
Having a bad cold is all stuff coming out of your face and putting stuff IN your face and then more stuff coming out.
Probably related: my face hurts
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