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#LunchPun #sidesplittingsunday I once arrested a serial killer who made spicy relish from the bodies of the old ladies he had murdered.
Did people actually eat it?
Yes, his pickle Lilly sold really well.
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A young woman slips on the pavement & is helped up by a passing vicar.
"This is the first time I've rescued a fallen woman," says the vicar.
The woman replies, "And this is the first time I've been picked up by a clergyman."
Elton John loves eating tinned Indian split peas but it causes chronic flatulence. This was the inspiration for his song Canned Dhal and the Wind. #SideSplittingSunday #LunchPun
'Let the chips fall where they may'!
No big mystery, usually outside the chippy!
#SideSplittingSunday
When Les Dennis was accused of hiding a stolen French impressionist painting in his attic he said ‘If it’s up there I’ll give you the Monet myself’! #sidesplittingsunday
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That’s a lovely drawing of a cat but why is there Satan on the backside?
The devil’s in de tail…….
What do you call a sheep wrapped in plastic?
Lambinated.
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Just seen a guy walking around with a light bulb on his head.
I wonder watts on his mind?
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Happy Sunday Folks 🙋🏻♀️
Robin Hood saved a fortune in shopping thanks to Lidl John...
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#LunchPun #sidesplittingsunday My grandma always said - "If you get a tattoo make sure you have it done in a place that doesn't matter". So I’m off to Leicester later.
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