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#SignsOfGettingOlder
aka Turning into your Mum or Dad
1) People aren't as polite as they used to be.
2) You circle the must watch programmes in your tv magazine, with each passing year there are fewer circles.
3) You mourn the loss of the English language and poor enounciation.
As I slowly and steadily walk through the train station and tube I notice how Iโm often overtaken by younger people now. I donโt mind, Iโve had my fill of rushing and being in a hurry. Iโll keep on sedately making my own way. โบ๏ธ๐๐ผ
#SignsofGettingOlder #TheresAlwaysAnotherTrain
My nose hair is growing back faster and thicker. #signsofgettingolder
I make discomforting groans when turning in my car #signsofgettingolder
My Birthday is Fridayyy! All I want is a new ninja blender, new dishes and a new set of pots and pans ๐ #signsofgettingolder
Around 18 years back, I would spend hours/days playing games on computer. Few years later, hours became 'few hours' and then no interest in computer games at all.
Now, I can't play one for more than 5 mins without feeling, "This just isn't for me".
#SignsOfGettingOlder
I got progressive contacts today. This shit is no joke. I feel like I'm on one big acid trip without the cost of the acid.
#signsofgettingolder
I just over-seeded my lawn and I'm super excited about it. #signsofgettingolder
Really have gotten into golf. #signsofgettingolder
Gala pie, never rated it when I was younger, but found myself saying โooh, I fancy a slice of gala pie for teaโ. #signsofgettingolder
I am now officially "sitting in Costco parking lot with engine running until this CBC's 'The House' interview is over" years old. #canadiansgetit #cbc #signsofgettingolder
Still scratching my head about how retail stores actually sell torn up jeans and they are considered to be in style. #SignsofGettingOlder

You don't give a shit any more
#signsofgettingolder
Maverick training Gooseโs son. Apollo Creedโs son fighting Dragoโs son. #SignsOfGettingOlder
Might drink coffee at 8pm just to stay up and enjoy my night lol
This is the first year that I haven't been counting down the days to my birthday.. and then I realize it's in 2 days.. #signsofgettingolder
@chadwilkison Who-da-f is Chance the Rapper? #signsofgettingolder
@hellopipski Mmmm. Feels more like it gives you neck ache and repetitive strain injury! #signsofgettingolder
Nearly fallen down stairs twice today...& I'm convinced it's a Friday #signsofgettingolder #happylongweekend
I never used to get hangovers as a teenager omg #signsofgettingolder
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