Top Tweets for #SometimesIPretendTo
#SometimesIPretendTo give a fuck.
#SometimesIPretendTo play music so people won't bother me
#SometimesIPretendTo not be concsherned about the heffalumpsh eating all the peanut butter when Missh Em'sh not looking.
@SpearmintBull #SometimesIPretendTo like @WWESheamus but then I just laugh because @IAmJericho is Life #nobrogue
#SometimesIPretendTo Be confident in myself but then I end up crying when I get home
#SometimesIPretendTo think that I'll actually study
#SometimesIPretendTo have a lot of boyfriends and admirers but really it's just internet creepers
#SometimesIPretendTo be a McDonald's Big Mac by covering sauce all over my body while sticking patties & buns to myself. I was swiftly fired
#SometimesIPretendTo go for a bathroom break (in my own house) when really I'm chatting with my Snazzy Friends on Twitter!
#SometimesIPretendTo be chased by a murderer when I go running.
#SometimesIPretendTo be my non-existent twin brother.
#SometimesIPretendTo know what I'm doing when I knit.
#SometimesIPretendTo Be Drunk When I Get Pulled Over Just To Pass the field sobriety test
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