Top Tweets for #SquirrelProbs
Theyโve stopped being subtle about eating our pumpkins. A neighbor reported seeing one trying to drag an entire small pumpkin up into a tree #SquirrelProbs #NewsFromTheBurbs ๐ฟ๐
When you realize that Labor Day is actually your last weekend of summer.... #squirrelprobs
Only Jake can come home and somehow lose his keys between the car and house...#squirrelprobs
Took a break from work, looked out my window, saw this little guy tuckered out before 11 a.m. Know how he feels! #squirrelprobs
MADE IT TO JFK ALMOST BACK TO BUFF THANK THE LORD. IM ALIVE. HOLY FUCK WHAT EVEN IS NYC AND AGAIN HOW DO PPL LIVE THERE #squirrelprobs
Should I be sad that I was called a raccoon or should I be sad that maher can't spell #squirrelprobs
Pull up the covers on my bed and peanuts, acorns, and cashews fall all over...I've created a monster ๐ฟ๐ฐ#squirrelprobs #storingforwinter
Okiedokies, off to a second open mic, but Starbucks redeye first? Hmmmm... luckily my semi-annual EKGs are good... #SquirrelProbs https://t.co/i0Z7ULksEv
Note To Self: Chasing your afternoon Addie w/Red Bull isn't the wisest decision before an open mic, yet it somehow worked in stealing laughs
@k_n_elson hahah that's a hashtag that should never exist... Hope you don't mess up your new manicure, or your hair today.. #squirrelprobs
All these tweets about how cold it is.... My only winter complaint, getting 2" of dick through 3" of clothing to take a piss. #SquirrelProbs
Power has been restored to all customers. Our thanks go to our crews for working hard. Our condolences go out to the squirrel involved.
Getting hit in the head by an acorn is a regular thing here at UK. #squirrelprobs
NOOOOO THERE ARE TWO OF THEM... When Squirrels move into your home... #SquirrelProbs
The truck in front of me hit a squirrel it rolled out from under him and then I ran over it. Does that make me an accessory? #squirrelprobs
@EricaMartin65 what about when you feel out of the tree? #squirrelProbs
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