#Statisticsjokes - Twitter Hashtag

over 2 years ago

@PhysInHistory Well, it's a good thing Bayes' theorem was published posthumously in 1763. If it had been published posthumously in 1762, we'd have to call it the "Pre-posthumous Bayes' Theorem," and that just sounds like a paradox waiting to happen. #BayesianHumor #StatisticsJokes

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Kierkegaardians of the Galaxy @SisyphusRedemed

almost 3 years ago

@JoyceCarolOates Given that Trump took the country back for angry white men, you could call it a genuine 'regression to the mean.' #StatisticsJokes

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Azeez Adeboye @azizadeboye

about 4 years ago

A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine. #Statsjokes #Statisticsjokes #Researchisfun #RStats

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Viraj @dataTasteMaker

about 5 years ago

#StatisticsJokes #HumorStats @TheSmartJokes

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Istvan Hajnal @IstvanHajnal

over 6 years ago

A study in Nature shows that "Kea parrots use statistics to get what they want" I think they should name a square after them. (OK, I'll let myself out) https://t.co/QDkT6m5D6Z #statisticsjokes #statisticaljokes #dadjokes #DataScience

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Jessica S. West @jswest

almost 7 years ago

Should I have been working on multistate life tables this weekend? Yes. Did I have more fun designing this pattern and counting stitches? Absolutely. #crossstitch #statisticsjokes #officedecor #phdlife #bayesian

jswest's tweet photo. Should I have been working on multistate life tables this weekend? Yes. Did I have more fun designing this pattern and counting stitches? Absolutely.
#crossstitch #statisticsjokes #officedecor #phdlife #bayesian https://t.co/EjQfpiR9Qb

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EV @experien_ev

over 7 years ago

Calling people average is so mean! #statisticsjokes

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Matt Marcotte @MattMarcotte

over 7 years ago

@J_Dot_J @MaxKennerly What about the mean? Or the mode? #statisticsjokes

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Jon Fisher @ergonjon

over 7 years ago

@TimDixon1980 No it was just a pile of Spearman’s Wank... I’ll get my coat... #statisticsjokes

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1Million WomenToTech @1mwtt

over 7 years ago

Statistics may be dull, but it has its moments. 😂 Join https://t.co/dBGT2aapio #winterofdata #statistics #joke #fun #nerd #geek #statisticsjokes #funny #lol #witty #humor #hilarious #laughing #joking #laugh #haha

1mwtt's tweet photo. Statistics may be dull, but it has its moments. 😂

Join https://t.co/dBGT2aapio

#winterofdata #statistics #joke #fun #nerd #geek #statisticsjokes #funny #lol #witty #humor #hilarious #laughing #joking #laugh #haha https://t.co/6vWNh32Kax

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1Million WomenToTech @1mwtt

over 7 years ago

Question: What's the different between machine learning and AI? Answer: If it's written in Python, then it's probably machine learning. If it's written in PowerPoint, then it's probably AI. 😂 Join https://t.co/gfIt8NJHF0 #statistics #joke #fun #nerd #geek #statisticsjokes

1mwtt's tweet photo. Question: What's the different between machine learning and AI?
Answer: If it's written in Python, then it's probably machine learning. If it's written in PowerPoint, then it's probably AI. 😂
Join https://t.co/gfIt8NJHF0
#statistics #joke #fun #nerd #geek #statisticsjokes https://t.co/tcpe6qayp8

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1Million WomenToTech @1mwtt

over 7 years ago

Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete, but I heard their chatter continuously. 😂 Join https://t.co/gfIt8NJHF0 #statistics #joke #fun #nerd #geek #statisticsjokes #funny #lol #witty #humor #hilarious #laughing #joking #laugh #haha