Top Tweets for #StatsBrantford
#StatsBrantford: 99% of people pronounce our name as "Brantfordian Slip". 100% of those people are wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#StatsBrantford: 42% of Brantfordians obviously got invisible turn signals for Christmas. 🙄
#StatsBrantford: 94% of Brantfordians have no idea of days and times when okay to turn right onto West St. from Clarence (and that's after reading the sign). ↗️
#StatsBrantford: 605. The number of tweets it took before we accidentally posted a colour image.
*deletes account* https://t.co/MxXE82RdHj
Here's a photograph of a modern Canadian icon standing strong and proud.
Somewhat obstructing its view is our PM, Justin Trudeau! 🍦 🇨🇦
#StatsBrantford: The maximum distance the average Brantfordian is willing to walk to the nearest crosswalk is 7 inches.
#StatsBrantford: 1 in every 100 Brantfordians follow us. The rest? Obviously not on Twitter. #1000 👍
Faithful fan of #FakeBtfdNews or do you prefer the snark of #StatsBrantford? Whatever your hue, we've got a hashtag for you! Just click it!
@Brantfreudian 'What about this one?' 'Garden Ave. and Lynden Road and Fairview Drive and Tollgate Road and Hardy Road.' #toomuch #StatsBrantford
#StatsBrantford: 38% of Brantfordians admit they don't know which one of two things sticking out of steering column controls the blinker.
Choose your hashtag & join the party: #FakeBtfdNews, #StatsBrantford, #BrantfordMemes, #MayorAt27, #MakeABrantfordianMadIn5Words & More!
#StatsBrantford: 23% of Brantfordians have maliciously told @DaireeDelite they dropped their ice cream just to get another one. https://t.co/1RpazTu08G
And we are OPEN!! https://t.co/UXrYmU4CI6
#StatsBrantford: You'll get at least 300% more giggles out of us if you visit your local library and brush-up on some Brantford knowledge. 📚 https://t.co/UBzFC6cx5p
#StatsBrantford (true version): There is 1 Tim Hortons for every 4,947 Brantfordians. God forbid we all go for a Tim's run at the same time.
#StatsBrantford: This twitter account is 800% funnier if you know your Brantford history.
#StatsBrantford: 100% of city councilors in 2014 were obviously not graphic designers.
#StatsBrantford: 3 out of 5 Brantford bands list Hamilton, Toronto or 'Worldwide' as their hometown.
#StatsBrantford: 42% of Brantford drivers just close eyes & punch gas when turning left in front of Lynden Park Mall.
#StatsBrantford: 112% of Brantfordians struggle with basic math.
#StatsBrantford: Admiral Submarine always serves 250% of whatever you ordered.
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