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Why did the JavaScript developer become a parent?
Because they really wanted to create new Object() ๐ถ
*dad coding intensifies*
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Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache! ๐
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And parting the sea was simply a quick fix to get to production.... Moses was a #DevOps guy #tech #dadjokes #techdadjokes
Ok @zooko Here are my attempts are Zec humor. "Knock knock? Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Anonymous! Anonymous! Anonymous!..." #BadCryptoJokes #TechDadJokes #ZecJokes #ZookosApproval
Ok @zooko Here are my attempts are Zec humor. "Ive got 99 problems but zksnarks make it so you have zero knowledge of them. " #BadCryptoJokes #TechDadJokes #ZecJokes #ZookosApproval
Ok @zooko Here are my attempts are Zec humor. "Two zksnarks walk into a bar but both had zero knowledge of which one." #BadCryptoJokes #TechDadJokes #ZecJokes #ZookosApproval
@majornelson @geoffkeighley Super hyped for the home console installation - something to get pumped up about!
Does look a little, *a-hem* on rails though ๐
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Tonight's OBX sunset brought to you by the open hybrid cloud and a pontoon supported by two containers. #TechDadJokes
What do you call a bee that comes from America? USB #TechDadJokes
Can you book Any().SingleOrDefault() rooms at the LINQ hotel in Vegas? #techdadjokes
Why did the CPU scream?
It megahertz.
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@Mathpocalypse Why does an elephant use a trackball?
Because heโs afraid of the mouse.
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@networkingnerd @Mathpocalypse When does a kid come of age in my house? When s/he can do all the tech support for family. #Techdadjokes
Coincidence that ops is one letter away from oops? #techdadjokes
@VisualStudio I think the red rectangle is misaligned. It also clashes with the rest of the page. #techdadjokes
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