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“Bad decisions, good days.” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“You can’t die today, it’s my birthday!” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“I wrapped you in tin foil once. We’re tight 🤙” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“Every gay needs a Josh.” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“You aren’t considered Alice until you go down a rabbit hole.” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“You know how we’re going to make friends tonight? Glitter and lollipops.” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“Christmas food will punch you like Cassper and slack you like Black Coffee” #thingsmyfriendssay
“I’m not gonna look at that face after what I just did.” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“If I ask for the time, I want the time, I don’t want these riddles!” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“When my dad asked me why I’m still not married I just say I skipped my first divorce” - #thingsmyfriendssay
"Breaking News: Curious George has a flat butt!"
- Anonymous friend reflecting on the fact that Curious George does not have a tail.
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“I don’t have to be sinning every moment.” #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“I’m not clapping for bitchass niggas in 2021.” #thingsmyfriendssay
“No I don’t carry anything but my keys, phone and my titties. I don’t want anymore weight on me.”
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"It's like a sauna... in my throat." #ThingsMyFriendsSay
“Act yuh age or act yuh bottom size. Whichever bigger.”
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"For new years eve, I want to get pinatas to spell out 2020, full them with candy (or explosives), then just before midnight we can beat the crap out of them and get candy to start off 2021, or just watch 2020 explode into pieces..."- @TragedyJennifer #ThingsMyFriendsSay
Sex so nasty that the devil 😈 himself will walk you to heavens gate & tell God he don’t want yo nasty ass down here! That’s nasty 😂💀😂 #thingsmyfriendssay
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